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O sonseulsoleil It's almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing "I need six eggs" “that's too expensive!" and 99 GC. then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says "when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so l'm roughly as large as a barge" Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles. 9,160 notes

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OH, THERE'S NO F------ WAY I'M MARRYING YOU, GASTON. F--- US GASTON I MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT I'M ACTUALLY INTO FURRIES, SO... BUT... EVERY INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN HAIR... WE WANT THAT MEAT
TROPICAL STORM GASTON 11:00 AM EDT LAT: 25.2°N LON: 48.3°W 1110 MI ESE OF BERMUDA BERMUDA WINDS: 65 MPH PRESSURE: 997 mb MOVING: NNW at 17 MPH PUERTO RICO CABO VERDE No one storms like Gaston Makes clouds form like Gaston Disrupts meteorological norms like Gaston For there's no storm as windy or gusty "As you see I've got wind shear to spare" Even Pooh never saw one so blustery ("That's right!") And every last car will be thrown through the air! No one floods like Gaston Creates mud like Gaston Or cracks thunder with a loud thud like Gaston "I'm especially good at precipitating! Ptooey!" My, what a storm, that Gaston! "When I was Cat 1, I condensed vapored air every morning because I was small And now I'm Cat 2 vexing the troposphere and I'm roughly the size of Utah!" No one rains like Gaston Clogs those drains like Gaston Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? "As a hurricane, yes, I'm intimidating!" My, what a storm. GASTON!!
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