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OH, THERE'S NO F------ WAY I'M MARRYING YOU, GASTON. F--- US GASTON I MAY NOT KNOW IT YET, BUT I'M ACTUALLY INTO FURRIES, SO... BUT... EVERY INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN HAIR... WE WANT THAT MEAT

O sonseulsoleil It's almost 1 AM but in the song Belle from Beauty and the Beast the villagers sing "I need six eggs" “that's too expensive!" and 99 GC. then later in the song Gaston, Gaston says "when I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so l'm roughly as large as a barge" Gaston has been eating dozens of eggs every day for his entire life and is single handedly creating an artificial egg scarcity in the village and driving up egg prices. this economy is in shambles. 9,160 notes

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No One sharts like Gaston has wet farts like Gaston no one soils their pantaloons quite like Gaston

No One sharts like Gaston has wet farts like Gaston no one soils their pantaloons quite like Gaston

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NO ONE’S IN.. COURT LIKE GASTON LEAKS REPORTS LIKE GASTON WRITES IN PRESS AS “ANONYMOUS SOURCE” LIKE GASTON

NO ONE'S IN. COURT LIKE GASTON LEAKS REPORTS LIKE GASTON WRITES IN PRESS AS "ANONYMOUS C0 SOURCE" LIKE GASTON

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me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston

me: I need to buy new stamps so I'm not sending out condolence cards with Disney villain stamps on them friend: no one grieves like Gaston, acts bereaved like Gaston me: how are you doing this friend: no one orders ornate funeral wreaths like Gaston

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No one hunts monsters like Gaston

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No one destroys your childhood like Gaston

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Anon Raises His Son To Be Gaston

File: 1503680670316.ipq (52 KB, 677x378) □ Anonymous 08/26/1 7(Sat)09:08 54 № 94910030、294910098-249102062-94910229 >294910425 Story Time mah doods >be me >Comic/Cartoon/Metal liking single-father >have a son Watch beauty and the beast in the theatres during the 90's >Me and anonson were thinking that, yeah, the movie is nothing without Gaston mah son started loving Gaston >He loved Gaston so much, he wanted to be like him Ive said "SO, ANONSON, DO YA WANNA BE GASTON ?" "YAS" he responded And so we started training >Every single morning, Anonson was eating 4 dozens eggs then 5 when he grow up I tried to only cook stuff with eggs only >He trained to became more and more musculated and strong >He was a bodybuilder at the age of 16 he could cosplay as over musculated characters without looking weak >horysheet.png >he was the strongest student in every single school he was every time Exanon was coming to take anonson, she was absolutly horrified Anonson was becoming a giant Egg-eating Overly Musculated man >So do I >manlyasshit.png >Then he started to learn french now he can sing the gaston song in french now he can 8 dozens eggs every morning with no problem >he's litteraly Gaston And you can't imagine our joy when we learned he was going to work at Disneyland, disguised as Gaston □ Anonymous 08/26/17(Sat)09:13:55 №94910098 ▶ >294910122 >>94910030 (OP) But is he roughly the size of a barge? 0 □ Anonymous 08/26/17(Sat)09:16:02 No.94910122 >>94910199 >>94910098 (You) No He roughly the size of a dozen barges.

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CollegeHumor @collegeHumor CH- な Follow No one spins like Gaston No one's got winds like Gaston J No one destroys your home and your things like Gaston Tropical Storm Gaston 1e SOUTHERNMOST CABO VERDE ISLANDS 50 Ⅳ Sat 800 PM Fri 8.00 PM 85 mph 90 mph Puerto Rico Lesser Antilles Wed 8:00 P mph Cabo Verde Tue 8:00 PM 60 mph Venezuela

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Why Belle Should Have Chosen Gaston by Dana Schwartz

Gaston Beast LI the storming of the Bastille Why Belle Should Have Chosen Can get an entire tavern singing with him October 5, 1789: The fishwives march on the palace furious that they cannot afford bread while Belle and the Prince happily munch on gray stuff. -Never sings with people (he is no fun) . Makes everyone call him 0 on a first-name basis Master Couldn't scheme his way out of a paper bag Bourgeois pig Armory is ransacked One of the sexy triplets that Belle used to roll her eyes at has beheaded a guard and she brandishes his head on with everyone A PowerPoint presentation by me . Comes up with fun evil schemes . Working man Belle and the prince are forced by the angry crowd to return with the m to Paris Meet Gast Historical Context Timeline Based on clothes/weaponry, Beauty and the Beast (1991) takes place mid-18th century 2017 version mentions Gaston came back from fighting in a war In 1791, Belle and the prince will attempt to flee January 1793: we see the trial and execution of the prince September 1793: the reign of terror begins October 1793: Belle is convicted and guillotined By 1794, Gaston is a Muscadin, a street fighter of the Thermidorian Reaction-well dressed, lower-middle class, wielding a stick and wearing musk perfume Gaston doesn't need the musk perfume Most likely the Seven Year's War Seven Year's War ended in 1763, so let's put the action Belle's choice Q: What happens in France at the end of the 18th Very strong muscles astorn Hard-working member of the Third Estate Eats many eggs to help stimulate the French economy Interested in home Great hunter (will be good at providing for you in 18th centur rance abandoned his people Eats wasteful magical feasts while his citizens cannot pay for bread Has o decorative antlers Looked more handsome as a beast Ready to commit Lots of friends (very popular) Great singing voice cor century??? ttractive hairy chest This is the Beast Let's estimate Belle spent about 1 year with the Beast before marriage (based on weather in 1991 version going from summer to snow to summer for thei Tried to kidnap your dad and lock him up forever Will yell at you for looking at a flower No friends (only hangs out with people he pays) Doesn't have a job (lazy trustfunder) in 1764: Belle marries Prince 1788: royal treasury officially declared empty April 1789: Riots at the Réveillon wallpaper factory. 25 oesn't know how to eat with a spoon Was not hospitable to the Enchantress, and then was not hospitable to Maurice (did not lean his lesson!) workers dead June 1789: the third estate takes the Tennis Court Oath vowing to give France a new constitution.

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Raving Lunatic

EVERYONE KNOWS HER THER IS A LUNATIC, E WAS IN HERE TONIGHT RAVING WOAH! SLOW DOWN MAURICE

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My what a guy that gastooon

ozymandias271 what does "men who adhere to strict gender binary even mean tho NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT'S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! drethelin NOOOoO OOOOONE.... ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON Originally posted by clarabelccow shitifindon when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line noooo oooone... adjksjfksfislenry like Gaston!" and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental volce becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue the-late-adopter no one's droll like gaston no one's swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston thehypnobunny 'm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

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