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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:30:26 No.199598329 [▼] >>199598406 >>199598453 >>199598534 >>199598550 >>199598573 >>199598658 >>199598719 >>199598727 >>199598815 >>199598938 >>199599198 >>199599272 >>199599359 >>199599453 >>199599572 >>199599590 >>199599702 >>199599915 >>199600141 >>199600235 >>199600503 >>199601595 >>199598245 (OP) Nl is now 90% comprised of f------ who have been lurking for less than a year. You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:27 No.199598406 [▼] images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 a-a-anon? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:35:46 No.199598815 [▼] 1368271761002. png (8 KB, 164x268) sounds google igdb I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:32:52 No.199598534 [▼] oh s--- n----.jpg (6 KB, 182x276) sounds google igdb >>199598329 Are you alright? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:05 No.199598550 [▼] >>199598329 I think he just had a brain haemorrhage >>199598329 de stroke I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:34:51 No.199598719 [▼] 1371049130000.png (54 KB, 293x328) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:22 No.199598! bark no you don't understand.jpg (35 KB, 604x4 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:42:46 No.199599453 [▼] 1332535086288.png (91 KB, 299x288) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 >>199598329 Anon are you alright?! it a sec are u trying to cheat me again >>199598329 Did you just..did you.. are you okay anon??? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:59 No I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14 Did he just die? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e Well what the f--- just happened here? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e F---, I have no idea if that anon is being serious or not, but I once fainted while on 4chan my head mustve hit the keyboard because when I woke up I was still in the thread and posted a bunch of gibberish. Everyone thought I was faking when I apparently had stroke Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:41:52 No.199599359 [▼] >>199599503 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:40:52 No.199599272 [▼] wfuh.jpg (7 KB, 259x194) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 I seriously think he had a stroke. I've almost blacked out while browsing 4chan. And it's not farfetched that he typed the captcha first >>199598329 He had a stroke Sh-sh-should we call the ambulance His heart was going nuts He grabbed his chest and with his last breath entered captcha and clicked submit Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:44:00 No.199599590 [] >>199599647 >>199599707 >>199599896 >>199598329 WHO CLICKED THE SUBMIT BUTTON THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:04:05 No.199601595 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:50:37 No.199600235 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:47:38 No.199599915 [▼] >>19959 a.aaa-Oh-S---.jpg (23 KB, 340x255) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 THE FBI STOPPED HIM >>199599974 >l've been browsing for a little over a year now. And because I browse quite frequently >>199598329 Should we call the dentist? It's people like you that killed anon: >>199598329 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:45:32 No.199599707[7] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:37:05 No.199598938 [▼] >>199599016 >>199599159 >>199599198 >>199599559 >>199601292 >>199601360 OH, S--- >>199599590 All you have to do is press enter. Here is my theory >>199598329 Imagine if you were human and you actually have a stroke and die while browsing 4chan. >Anon is either a gold member or entered the captcha beforehand >was halfway through typing message >stroke or fainted And when the police come, they see what you were shitposting. That would be terrifying >head hit the keyboard >twitched or rolled around a bit I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:43:44 No.199599559 [▼] scared.png (151 KB, 421x500) sounds google iqdb >hits enter >>199598938 >Imagine if you were human SCARED Are you saying you arent? I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:49:47 No.199600141[v] >>199600242 >>199600361 >>199600382 >>199600458 >>199600538 >>199601187>>199602014 >>199598329 Okay, I was typing this and all of a sudden I wake up with a nose bleed. Should I go to the hospital? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:29 No.199600538 [▼] >>199600774 >>199600141 Post pictures of bloosy nose soo we know it's not b------- I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:55:41 No.199600774 [ v] >>199600993 >>199601068 >>199600538 okay, i only have the blood that's on the floor that i need to clean up hang on I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:57:58 No.199600993 [▼] >>199601083 >>199601116 >>199601118 >>199601137 >>199601148 >>199601153 >>199601207 >>199601212 >>199601295 >>199601304 >>199601313 >>199601323 >>199601387 >>199601419 >>199601436 >>199601450 >>199601774 >>199601806 >>199601861 >>199602380 >>199602634 >>199602819 >>199602845 IMG3.png (747 KB, 551x531) sounds google iqdb >>199600774 Is it a lot of blood, /v/? Should I be worried? You've all scared me right now. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:58:54 No.199601083 [ ▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:25 No.199601137 [▼] bl.jpg (23 KB, 362x372) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:00:02 No.199601207 [▼] ohgodwhat.jpg (4 KB, 128x156) sounds google igdb 1312004841504.jpa (29 KB, 419x333) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 ------- -- ----- Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:33 No.1996 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:15 No.19 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:29:35 No.199604189 [▼] HOSPITAL. NOW. F-------. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:16 No.199601118 [▼] >>199600993 PANIC traeger1.png (914 KB, 1365x818) sounds google iqdb You should probably go to hospital, or at least call. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:35 No.199601153 [▼] >>1996009 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:02:25 No.199601436 [▼] The Horror.png (63 KB, 239x188) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 What are you still doing here? That's an aneurysm I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:44:07 No.199605601 [v]>>199605657 >>199605707 >>199 >>199605882 >>199605917 >>199605929 tumblr_m4jybopGf01qzz0iu.jpg (19 KB, 500x367) sounds google iqdb Thing is, that's how I thought everyone who ever put time here would die. Made sense. >>199605289 Maybe the anon had a stroke of genius Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:01:10 No.199601304 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:07:13 No.199601901 [▼] >>199600993 That's not blood, nice try. >>199601148 call 911, don't drive yourself DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:06:52 No.199601861 [▼] >>199602018 >>199602038 >>199600993 >newfaggots claiming this isnt blood >google backsearch brings up nothing Just go straight to the hospital Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:16:20 No.199602819 [▼] >>199602945 >>199603017 >>199603581 >>199600993 This is definitely blood, coming from a med student I can tell you blood has different colors due to the fact of oxigen binding to hemoglobin and s---. Google this if you don't believe me, but this is definitely blood. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:16 No.199600503 [▼] >>199598329 anons last words, calling people f------ SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/281/161/56e.png "Anon has an aneurysm | /r/Greentext")
