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![Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:30:26 No.199598329 [▼] >>199598406 >>199598453 >>199598534 >>199598550 >>199598573 >>199598658 >>199598719 >>199598727 >>199598815 >>199598938 >>199599198 >>199599272 >>199599359 >>199599453 >>199599572 >>199599590 >>199599702 >>199599915 >>199600141 >>199600235 >>199600503 >>199601595 >>199598245 (OP) Nl is now 90% comprised of f------ who have been lurking for less than a year. You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:27 No.199598406 [▼] images (1).jpg (8 KB, 275x183) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 a-a-anon? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:35:46 No.199598815 [▼] 1368271761002. png (8 KB, 164x268) sounds google igdb I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:32:52 No.199598534 [▼] oh s--- n----.jpg (6 KB, 182x276) sounds google igdb >>199598329 Are you alright? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:05 No.199598550 [▼] >>199598329 I think he just had a brain haemorrhage >>199598329 de stroke I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:34:51 No.199598719 [▼] 1371049130000.png (54 KB, 293x328) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:33:22 No.199598! bark no you don't understand.jpg (35 KB, 604x4 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:42:46 No.199599453 [▼] 1332535086288.png (91 KB, 299x288) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 >>199598329 Anon are you alright?! it a sec are u trying to cheat me again >>199598329 Did you just..did you.. are you okay anon??? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:31:59 No I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14 Did he just die? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e Well what the f--- just happened here? >>199598329 >You seriously expecou4hy4tujj43e F---, I have no idea if that anon is being serious or not, but I once fainted while on 4chan my head mustve hit the keyboard because when I woke up I was still in the thread and posted a bunch of gibberish. Everyone thought I was faking when I apparently had stroke Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:41:52 No.199599359 [▼] >>199599503 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:40:52 No.199599272 [▼] wfuh.jpg (7 KB, 259x194) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 I seriously think he had a stroke. I've almost blacked out while browsing 4chan. And it's not farfetched that he typed the captcha first >>199598329 He had a stroke Sh-sh-should we call the ambulance His heart was going nuts He grabbed his chest and with his last breath entered captcha and clicked submit Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:44:00 No.199599590 [] >>199599647 >>199599707 >>199599896 >>199598329 WHO CLICKED THE SUBMIT BUTTON THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:04:05 No.199601595 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:50:37 No.199600235 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:47:38 No.199599915 [▼] >>19959 a.aaa-Oh-S---.jpg (23 KB, 340x255) sounds google iqdb >>199598329 THE FBI STOPPED HIM >>199599974 >l've been browsing for a little over a year now. And because I browse quite frequently >>199598329 Should we call the dentist? It's people like you that killed anon: >>199598329 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:45:32 No.199599707[7] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:37:05 No.199598938 [▼] >>199599016 >>199599159 >>199599198 >>199599559 >>199601292 >>199601360 OH, S--- >>199599590 All you have to do is press enter. Here is my theory >>199598329 Imagine if you were human and you actually have a stroke and die while browsing 4chan. >Anon is either a gold member or entered the captcha beforehand >was halfway through typing message >stroke or fainted And when the police come, they see what you were shitposting. That would be terrifying >head hit the keyboard >twitched or rolled around a bit I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:43:44 No.199599559 [▼] scared.png (151 KB, 421x500) sounds google iqdb >hits enter >>199598938 >Imagine if you were human SCARED Are you saying you arent? I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:49:47 No.199600141[v] >>199600242 >>199600361 >>199600382 >>199600458 >>199600538 >>199601187>>199602014 >>199598329 Okay, I was typing this and all of a sudden I wake up with a nose bleed. Should I go to the hospital? Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:29 No.199600538 [▼] >>199600774 >>199600141 Post pictures of bloosy nose soo we know it's not b------- I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:55:41 No.199600774 [ v] >>199600993 >>199601068 >>199600538 okay, i only have the blood that's on the floor that i need to clean up hang on I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:57:58 No.199600993 [▼] >>199601083 >>199601116 >>199601118 >>199601137 >>199601148 >>199601153 >>199601207 >>199601212 >>199601295 >>199601304 >>199601313 >>199601323 >>199601387 >>199601419 >>199601436 >>199601450 >>199601774 >>199601806 >>199601861 >>199602380 >>199602634 >>199602819 >>199602845 IMG3.png (747 KB, 551x531) sounds google iqdb >>199600774 Is it a lot of blood, /v/? Should I be worried? You've all scared me right now. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:58:54 No.199601083 [ ▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:25 No.199601137 [▼] bl.jpg (23 KB, 362x372) sounds google iqdb Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:00:02 No.199601207 [▼] ohgodwhat.jpg (4 KB, 128x156) sounds google igdb 1312004841504.jpa (29 KB, 419x333) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 >>199600993 ------- -- ----- Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:33 No.1996 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:15 No.19 >>199600993 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:29:35 No.199604189 [▼] HOSPITAL. NOW. F-------. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:16 No.199601118 [▼] >>199600993 PANIC traeger1.png (914 KB, 1365x818) sounds google iqdb You should probably go to hospital, or at least call. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:59:35 No.199601153 [▼] >>1996009 Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:02:25 No.199601436 [▼] The Horror.png (63 KB, 239x188) sounds google iqdb >>199600993 What are you still doing here? That's an aneurysm I Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:44:07 No.199605601 [v]>>199605657 >>199605707 >>199 >>199605882 >>199605917 >>199605929 tumblr_m4jybopGf01qzz0iu.jpg (19 KB, 500x367) sounds google iqdb Thing is, that's how I thought everyone who ever put time here would die. Made sense. >>199605289 Maybe the anon had a stroke of genius Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:01:10 No.199601304 [▼] Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:07:13 No.199601901 [▼] >>199600993 That's not blood, nice try. >>199601148 call 911, don't drive yourself DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL IF ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:06:52 No.199601861 [▼] >>199602018 >>199602038 >>199600993 >newfaggots claiming this isnt blood >google backsearch brings up nothing Just go straight to the hospital Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)15:16:20 No.199602819 [▼] >>199602945 >>199603017 >>199603581 >>199600993 This is definitely blood, coming from a med student I can tell you blood has different colors due to the fact of oxigen binding to hemoglobin and s---. Google this if you don't believe me, but this is definitely blood. Anonymous 07/12/13(Fri)14:53:16 No.199600503 [▼] >>199598329 anons last words, calling people f------ SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/281/161/56e.png "Anon has an aneurysm | /r/Greentext")
