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Himages.jpg (5 KB, 224x225) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)07:37:24 No.66732870 >>66732901 >>66733149 >>66733189 >>66733212 >>66733233 >Was in a bad wreck about a year ago, mangled my right leg and arm, doctors were able to save the leg, but my right arm was amputated above the elbow >Only been out of the hospital for the past month after spending so long recovering and releaming how to exist without my dominant hand >l am able to do almost everything for myself, am living with my parents while l'adjust >The one thing I cannot do is masturbate >Of course I am able to j------- with my left hand, but I can't do it to competition. >Before the accident I was masturbating like 3 or 4 times a day, so I got used to needing a fast death-grip to c--, something I haven't been able to recreate with my left hand >In desperation ordered a fleshlight, but when the package came my Mom opened it before I got to it and threw it out, yelling at me for ordering "such a disgusting thing" >Literally haven't cummed since the accident, am starting to go a little stir-crazy, horny all the time, giving myself blue balls every other day as I attempt to j------- with my left hand but can't c-- I wish prostitution was legal in my country

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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