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: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:47:55 No.66596355 >behind a cutie at the gas station >She buys packs and packs of cigarettes 136 KB GIF

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 08/03/18(Fri)07:00:28 No.776125534 >be me, 20 >weird p--- addicition/fap everyday since 15 >try nofap >fail fail fail fail >keep trying >start doing better >start genuinely wanting a life and a wide >getting good streaks(over 6 months) >have times when its impossible to not fap >today on a 5 day streak no desire to even look at 17 KB GIF p--- >think about traps and actually disgusted >exercising, getting good career together Guys i feel like im going to make it in this world for the first time in my whole life. I feel like there is something calling me and nothing can stop me from getting there

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Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)22:35:33 No.21703989 [Reply] ► Please be patient I have autism >be gay >go out in public with bf >we both hit on and dogwhistle at women >we're not bi >we just hate women

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: Anonymous 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth 74 KB JPG >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?

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: Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)08:17:25 No.43367828 DEVILISH >dogs nails aren't clipped >wake up nightly from it tapping on the wooden floor >finally snap >grip him by the collar >slam him into the back of my car >he's visibly shaking 10 KB PNG >drive out to the middle of nowhere >kick him out >he scampers back >slam door in his face >drive off with a smile >look back >he gives chase >slows down and stops from being so old >watches me drive off >his silhouette disappears in the dark Feels f------ good 33 Replies / 9 Images View Thread : Anonymous 02/21/18(Wed)09:13:19 No.43368465 f--- off r9k might be s----- but this is horrible

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>be me >jacking off to hentai >c-- in empty bowl of food that I ate >clean bowl 123 KB JPG >soap kills 99.99% of germs >girl comes over and eats out of the clean bowl >0.01% of my c-- goes in her mouth >basically got a b------ See ya later, virgins

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: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)07:02:46 No.66584958 >want to play co op shooter >join lobby and explain that im hard of hearing and ask people to be patient because im polite like that 54 KB JPG >insulted and asked to leave >if I dont tell people i just get vote kicked anyway F--- you

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: Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:33:22 No.66596235 >this is a character in a kid's game 353 KB JPG 10 Replies / 4 Images View Thread : Anonymous 12/17/21(Fri)09:40:54 No.66596297 >>66596235 (OP) # so what? are hot people not allowed to exist anymore because kids might get horny? get the f--- outta here

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: Anonymous 12/16/21(Thu)08:47:08 No.868718080 Sorry for bad anguish. >be me >be bad at speak englon >wawking >stub tow on tabel >mfw 113 KB JPG Pic relations

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