/b/secret's thread | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

File: 1626118379529.jpg (32 KB, 500x333) Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)21:55:27 No.859694460 >>859695407 >>859695999 WE ALL HAVE SECRETS >>859696699 >>859696710 >>859699474 >>859701496 >>859705589 >>859705918 >>859707489 >>859710333 >>859712997 >>859715138 >>859717279 >>859719531 >859719596 >859720254 >>859722470 >859723994 Alright f------, listen up. I want your secrets before the f------ glowies show up and take them. >> Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:08:48 No.859695105 >859695185 >>859699860 I'm a software engineer and I work two remote jobs. Neither know that l'm working a second job. In all I pull down around 240,000 a year. Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)22:22:28 No.859695780 >>859723016 >859696539 >859719560 I broke into a ghetto high school in my town and poured heavy extra duty laxative powder into the instant grits for lunch the next day. A kid at the school payed me 2500 to do it because he had a scat fetish, so I brought McDonald's for me and him and we watched all the slope headed gangster nogoids slurp down their grits. Not too much later n----- are screaming left and right, people are pulling down pants and just s------- all over their legs and the floor. Watched a dude with red dreads and tattoos fill his underwear with liquid s---

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: png

Resolution: (569px x 470px)

File size: 124 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,684 Images

More:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes