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: Anonymous 07/22/18(Sun)23:20:04 No.46994524 Tard stories? I'll start >Be in 10th grade in upstairs class >There's this one tard who gets super f------ p----- and likes to tackle people >Incidentally likes anime >While the teacher is gone were all goofing off, just having a good time 15 KB JPG >Tard is watching K-On like a f-- >My friend thinks it's funny to go and mock him >Starts making fun of him and unplugs his headphones from the monitor >F----- music starts blasting >Everyone laughs >Suddenly, he screeches like the siren from a JU 87 stuka >Punches friend straight in the face and causes at least 9999 damage(he didn't have a limit-break) >Instant K-O, not even a phoenix down can save him >I try hard not to laugh my ass off, the entire class is in shock >Tard thinks I'm laughing at him so he begins to charge at me >F------ throws himself at me like an ugly bastard does to a innocent little Loli >Throw myself out of the way >Tard flung himself hard enough to break the window behind me >Falls two stories >Dies >Mfw I'm pretty sure everyone was traumatized after this

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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