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File: 1636150337691.jpg (74 KB, 638x676) O Anonymous 12/10/21(Fri)09:43:19 No.868293266 Born to Fren ITT we post stories about in the army autism >be dad >there's this guy who always begs others for cigarettes >really annoying for everyone >one day >they find some unused ammo >idea.png >take it apart >put the gunpowder into a a c-------- >not enough to blast the guy's face off, but enough to leave a mark >put the gunpowder aroung the middle part of it so it doesn't blow up the second he lits it >guy comes in >asks for a c-------- >here_you_go_man.wav >everyone is watching him intensely >he doesn't suspect anything >he lits it and a few seconds after it a blinding light >like those old camera flashes that work with magnesium >the c-- blew >imagine some tom and jerry type of s---, the guy lost all his facial hair, excepta part of his eyebrow which was blocked by his nose >next day >dad asks him if he wants a c-- >hell no not from you jackasses >hfw mission passed

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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