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Anon is not the bad guy here | /r/Greentext
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: file.png (381 KB, 861x420) Fed anon here. Anonymous (ID: XXBa8bPf) 11/28/23(Tue)11:45:01 No.450236467 I work as a senior intelligence analyst for a three letter agency in the US, in the "cybercrime surveillance department". Our job is to monitor the internet for potential threats and to take preemptive action, before they develop into real life situations. My superiors tasked me to monitor this site about 3 months ago, because they concluded that /pol/ could be below their radar. When I was informed by them to monitor this site, I was very eager to start work. In the past, I have helped take down hostile domestic actors, before they could cause serious "problems". Of course, track records like this are important for the resumé of myself and the other guys that work in this department, because it is the basis for future promotions and advancement in the career. When my colleagues heard about my future task, the old guys started making jokes at first which I ignored. Now, three months later, I understand what they meant. Let me put it straight to you: You guys posting here are no threat, you are a joke! I have seen a lot of real online threats during the course of my career, and I haven't seen a single one that matches even the less dangerous ones I encountered so far. This board is all about empty threats, lots of big mouth talk, but inaction. I am becoming depressed at the moment, because this board is apparently a waste of time for highly qualified specialists like myself. Having to waste my time every day for hours on end to read through all the crap posted here really makes me depressed, because I know that the chance to prevent any real online threats here is at exactly zero. This board is a joke, it is apparent that most of you are losers with big mouths on the internet, and I have to waste my time here, without a chance that it will yield any valuable intelligence and career advancement for me. Go f--- yourselves.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/709/856/eed.png "FedAnon needs a new job | /r/Greentext")
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