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File: mkultra.jpg (126 KB, 1024x1024) U Anonymous 11/26/21(Fri)19:46:06 No.867467771 >>867469002 >>867469072 The time I met a pornstar IRL. >l was going to Chipotle when I saw Mia Khalifa putting in an order. >Had to look twice to be sure and it was definitely her. >I was a few people behind her in line, and kind of anxious to at least say hi. >That w---- ordered so much food. A burrito and tacos. >On top of that I think a salad as if that made a difference. >Ready to put in my order now - just waiting for the person in front of me. >Make it quick so I can try to "accidentally" bump into Mia. >I do, then just say something stupid like "oh hi, you look familiar", like an idiot. >She just awkwardly looks at me and walks away. >Stupid bitch. >I go sit down to eat and think of another way, noticing she's also sitting and eating. >Got it - I'll just be direct and go tell her I jerked it to her p---. Already got reject anyway. >Unfettered, I creepily watch to try and keep eating at the same pace. >Eagerly watching her slide a hot burrito in her mouth, I get a slight stiffy. >So f------ hot, but I try to contain myself. >She has now moved on to her tacos. >That's it, she's getting closer to finishing her food. >How will I get her to like me? I'm still thinking. >Easy, just stick to the plan! Be direct. I tell myself. >You can do this. >Never forget the plan. >Even if you aren't feeling confident, don't let it show. >Very nervous now, and she's almost done with her salad. >Every second closer to me going full retard. >Ready for this, I get up slowly to throw my trash away. >Mia is doing the same and getting ready to walk out. >l'm getting close to doing the same. >She's finally walking out and I start to follow. >She holds the door for me."ohshit.jpg" >Her hand touches mine by accident. >Urethra is throbbing. >Hi, Mia, I've seen some of your work and it's great. You got a boyfriend? Sorry if I'm creeping you out. She says "Yeah I do have one and you kinda are" - then I tell her "whatever, I bet he doesn't even kiss you" and autistically walk way.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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