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: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)18:30:42 No.867382737 >Be me >Kissless virgin >Work with 7/10 qt3.14 at restaurant IDONT UNDERSTAND >We have all the same interests and we can talk for hours >Build up the courage to ask her out 82 KB PNG >After some convo we decide to meet at my place before our first date >Cleaning up apartment and suddenly door rings >Open door and invite her in >She gets eyes for my morbidly obese, probably diabetic cat >Instantly starts petting him top to bottom >The mass of cat blubber waving around would probably register on the richter scale >"Whats his name anon?" >"Bone" >"His name is bone...?" >"Yeah! Well... his full name is actually bonerhead but I just call him bone" >Asks if I'm joking >Nope.jpg >Proceed to get in an argument about cat's name?? >She keeps suggesting names and telling me what I should change it to >She's actually getting angry about this and leaves >Try texting her but am left on read >Mfw >Only bonerhead that is getting rubbed tonight is my cat Why the f--- are women like this?? I thought my cat's name was unique and funny, am I wrong /b? 17 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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