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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Except the 6th and the last | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I've realized there are only 10 people on r9k >Me >You >That gay anon >That repressed homosexual homophobe >The nazy 7 KB JPG >The female >The "tfw no x bf" guy >The two lonely virgins >And that anon that has a gf Prove me wrong.

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Anon is a water tester | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking l'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon is Canadian | /r/Greentext

> be me > Canadian > go to school don't get shot

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Y'all have no real comprehension of what an actual greentext story is on 4chan. | /r/Greentext

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Anon is dying | /r/Greentext

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Who is cutting onions? | /r/Greentext

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One-Man Band | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)00:42:57 No.66277830 >know how to play guitar, bass, violin, piano, and even accordion >still no gf what the hell else am i supposed to do? 39 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)00:43:55 No.66277838 keep playing the skin flute

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Anon prepares a special milkshake | /r/Greentext

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anon likes tartar sauce | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/03/18(Sat)15:12:54 No.10231090 ► >>10231176 >>10231191 File: 477732678.jpg (45 KB, 600x600) >go to Long John Silvers drive thru >order food >ask for extra tartar sauce (I like a lot of tartar) >cashier bitch hands me 2 packets >says she can give me more but would have to charge me for them >ask for cup of water (free) >pull into parking spot >dump out water >take cup inside >fill cup with tartar sauce from self serve pump >leave Don't f--- with me Long Johns, I'll hack your f------ system

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon is Straight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)21:09:23 No.838004040 >be me >21 >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans 153 KB PNG >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire time mfw

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Anon gets in a fight with his sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 minutes ago 867321554 : >get into huge fight with my older sister >say horrible things to each other like I wish you were never born or I wish you'd die in a car accident or you should kill yourself >don't talk to each other for the rest of the day >feel like s--- >can't sleep at night >at 3.30 am send her a single text "I love you" >instantly get back a reply “I love you too" 7 REPLIES

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