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Anonymous | 765881528 2 hr. ago •ee >>765875061 (OP) i got my big brother molested when i was 9 not on purpose but >be me > nice fun summer day. > playing with friends near his uncles house > truck stops and guy gets all friendly with us >asks if we like superhero comics because he had some rare ones he was looking to give out >i wasnt a huge fan and said no but told him my older brother was a super nerd for them > he proceeds to ask me brothers age, what he looked like and where he was > literally give the guy the product description on my bro and that he was currently playing in the park by himself since his only friend was grounded and he was to cool to hang with the little kids > guy drives off and i go back to playing thinking was to give my brother a great surprise like that >come home later, >moms crying > brother is sobbing quietly and getting his statement taken by some lady in a pantsuit > father pulls me aside angry and asks where ive been > get grounded for not being psychic and running home the moment something went wrong (he calmed down and ungrounded me a day later) > wasnt told what happened. just that brother needed to go to special appointments now and i wasnt allowed to play outside ever without a special adult present >i figured it out about a year later when we had another safety talk at school and they mentioned about strangers trying to touch you inappropriately >sonic.thatsnogood.gif > never tell a living soul that i sent that chomo after my brother like a heat seeking missile >brother never the same, but he gave me all his comics so that was cool cool i

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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