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Top 10 Annoying Things I Get Ask At Work By Customers !! (And what I want to say, compared to what I really say) 1. Do you work here ?? What I want to say : Nope, I just killed an employee and are wearing their vest to gain access to be able to bomb the whole store. What I say : Yes... 2. EXCUSE ME MA'AM ??? What I want to say : You don't need to scream like a dying walrus to get my attention. What I say : Yes, can I help you ?? 3. Can you check this price for me ? What I want to say : No What I say : Sure, hold on. 4. Are you on your break right now ? What I want to say :I wish... What I say : No , how can I help you ? 5. Do you know where I can find...(insert product) ?? What I want to say : Try using your eyes for once in a while ! What I say : Sure.. 6. Can you check in the back for (insert product) ?? What I want to say : No no no no no ! What I say : Sorry, I don't have authority to. 7. Have you seen my kid ?? What I want to say : WHAT ?!?! What I say : Huh ?? 8. Could you recommend a wine for my dinner ? What I want to say : No, but that's not gonna stop you from pestering me until I just pick a random wine and say alot of BS about how good it is. What I say : Uhh sorry, I don't know any good ones. 9. Where is the fitting room ? What I want to say : There is a huge freaking sign that says fitting room ! OPEN YOUR EYES ! What I say : Yeah, right where it says "Fitting Rooms". 10. EXCUSE ME SIR..(realizes I'm a woman...oh, sorry.. What I want to say : Oh for Christ sake... What I say : That's ok, can I help you ??

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