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: Anonymous (ID: XKa6xbyD ) E 01/09/21(Sat)01:40:35 No.301405702 >>301404743 (OP) # >why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know that they did a goodthink 8 KB PNG >>301406177 #

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)16:41:02 No.66243043 >be successful high iq / high creativity / high charisma, one in a million type of person >ie. dicaprio, pewdiepie, chris poole, etc. >don't have children 163 KB JPG what's up. what's happening to society and natural selection at this rate, only low iq african migrants will inhabit the earth

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Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)00:51:57 No.862110833 holy f------ s--- I'm so autistic it's actually incredible. >be me >just got out of the gym and feel pretty good cause my workout went well, 7 KB JPG >Get on my bike to cycle home >Just when l've been cycling for less than a minute I see three girls walking (they're about 16-18, same as me), I nod friendly >The hot blonde says something to me, I can't hear it so I stop >She tells me they're going to the ice cream salon and that she'd love to get a ride on the back of my bike >It was 7:30 pm and I hadn't eaten dinner yet so I told her I'm really sorry but wanted to go home and have dinner >She begs some more till one of her friends tells her to knock it off >I laugh and tell her I gotta go >She tells me jokingly she loves me ffw 2 hours >l'm in the shower >I realize she was flirting with me >holy f------ s--- I'm so bad at reading people btw she was flirting with me, right? Atleast she thought I looked good enough to approach me : Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)01:00:29 No.862111362 >ignored women incredibly based OP, you're doing well

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: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:35:28 No.852349983 >be me >live alone >in bed listening to music >hear someone cough in song >go back to part in the song where person coughed to make sure it was in the song 14 KB JPG >don't hear it this time >oh s---.png

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: Anonymous 01/24/19(Thu)18:13:21 No.790842334 Screenshot_20190124-180949_Samsung Internet.jpg 264 KB JPG >if you love a flower, don't pick it up. Because if you pick it up, it dies and ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. >love is not about possession >love is about a--- -Donald Trump, 1969

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: Anonymous 01/08/21(Fri)20:13:10 No.844347342 >be me >was on the subway going home >two girls were talking to each other >one of the girls told the other one to sit next to me 7 KB JPG >she said, "You want me to sit next to that disgusting creature?" >Both of the girls and a few people on the subway laughed I can't sleep bros, please help >>844347474 # >>844347659 #

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: Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:32:46 No.129960794 Do you prefer bagged ice or trey ice? 648 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)17:34:45 No.129960901 >>129960794 (OP) # >buying something you can make for free do americans really

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: Anonymous >be me, a 19 year old britfag >go for a night out in london with some chaps from uni >get completely s-------- >end up in a tesco's and try to buy some cider 19 KB JPG >guy refuses to sell since we're drunk >kick the f-----'s teeth in >get arrested >sentenced to three years in prison for assault >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to prison showers >drop the soap >oh s--- >a disgustingly obese inmate notices and licks his lips >quickly attempt to go for the soap >inmate runs up behind me >f--- f--- f--- >yell 'OI YA LITTLE SWINE, YE GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT THERE ATTEMPTED R---?!" >guy freezes >the f----- doesn't have a license >guards come in and take him away >get granted parole for good behaviour and license inquiring >feels good man

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: Anonymous 10/18/21(Mon)15:22:08 No.65808063 >Woke up 8 hours ago >Spent the whole day clicking around a remote Russian city on street view, pretending I am visiting and walking around >Occasionally have fake conversations out loud with people 368 KB JPG on the street >When the immersion starts to wear off I just smoke more weed or drink Cope wagies

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: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)09:17:08 No.543906210 I f------ love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my d--- >>543906275 # >>543906295 # >>543906323 # >>543906490 # >>543906964 # >>543907271 # >>543907461 # >>543907647 # >>543908583 # >>543910038 # >>543911253 # >>543912580 # >>543912786 # >>543913552 # >>543914064 # >>543914334 # >>543915390 # >>543916284 # >>543916819 # >>543917932 # >>543921171 # >>543921637 # >>543923302 # >>543923326 # >>543923379 # >>543923492 # >>543923752 # >>543923768 # >>543924026 # >>543924037 # >>543924090 # >>543924119 # >>543924865 # >>543926108 # >>543926804 # >>543926856 # >>543927009 # >>543927304 # >>543927368 # >>543927617 # >>543927724 # >>543927763 # >>543927856 # >>543928049 # >>543928847 # >>543929597 # >>543930584 # >>543931704 # >>543931730 # >>543932072 # >>543933087 # >>543934058 # >>543935809 #

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