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>pops takes me hunting when I was younger >In tree stand in middle of bum f--- nowhere >Awilddeerappears.exe >Deer looks f----- up >Has full on zombie eyes and Crip 35 KB JPG walk >Suddenly emits weird gargling/cackling like sound >Sprints at tree stand >Repeatedly smashes its head into the base of the tree until it's skull/antlers are in pieces >F------ stands up on two legs >Starts making the same weird sound again >Me and pops just frozen in horror at this point >Deer proceeds to walk over the edge of a nearby cliff >Still on two f------ legs >Still making that f------ sound >Eventually climb down from tree stand and walk back to car in silence >Never spoke about it again >Haven't been back in the woods since >Just waiting for that zombie deer aроcalypse

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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