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File: greta-boris.jpg (42 KB, 367x416) O Anonymous 10/29/21(Fri)15:53:34 No.64138321 [Reply] ► >go train one of my clients >guy's a surgeon >tells me about his latest patient while training >a woman who likes to sleep on top of trees >of course she does >fell off a tree while sleeping a while ago >broke her back >had pins, metal plates and s--- installed >2 months pass by >woman is back at the hospital >managed to loosen up the metal plate and pins >has to go under surgery again >the nurses call this guy >woman is going nuts, shouting on the pre-operative holding area >surgeon comes in >tree-sleeping-maniac is snorting cocaine in the waiting room before going into surgery >of course brought some blow >who doesn't >makes a mess, snow everywhere >anyway >guy mentions her name >it rings a bell >remembered that 10 years ago I had a one night stand with this girl >I had not showered for 2 days that night >she was playing with my balls >suddenly started licking my a------ >feelsgoodman.xlsm >tell him l've never heard that name before >mfw the girl who liked licking dirty assholes now sleeps on trees while high on nose candy What's the craziest story you heard from a client while training? This is not even the craziest s--- someone has shared with me

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