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: Anonymous 11/26/20(Thu)07:49:31 No.840957023 >Be me >go to emergency room from massive pain in ribcage and chest >F------ gallbladder stone the size of a golf ball >get doped up on every drug and sent to surgery the next morning >goes off without a hitch 17 KB JPG 3 days pass >haven't s--- >I s--- atleast 2-3 times a day >feel something >Oh no.exe >Wobble my way to the toilet >sit down in an awkward position due to the surgery pain still affecting me >l start to push >it then dawns on me >this s--- isn't a normal one >I spend 10 minutes pushing a single turd out >I stop mid way and cry from the pure pain >l feel like a pornstar in an a--- video >finally it drops out >l'm in such pain from my ass I forget the pain from my body and lay on the cold ground sweating and shaking >after 5 minutes I get up and wipe >no f------ poop left >was a ghost poop >l wobble back to my room and curl up in a ball Anyone else get r---- by their own poop?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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