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: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)18:59:58 No.63053688 >be me, security guard at s----- flyover country town bank >be out front smoking on break >kid with weird big shoes goes in the door, along with a m----- and a tall guy wearing pretty convincing duck and dog 74 KB JPG costumes >f----- up but I don't get paid to worry about the dress code >hear lots of yelling inside bank >letsroll.bat >rush into bank >kid pulled some giant key out of nowhere and unlocked the vault somehow >he's inside opening the safe deposit boxes one after another, just pointing at them and they pop open without even touching them >money, jewelry, bullion and bearer bonds flying out and sailing through the air right into his pockets without even being touched >w--.jpg >gun.exe >dog leaps in front of the kid holding some kind of shield that stops the bullets >baton.exe >kid calls me a nobody and beats the living s--- out of me with his giant key >duck points his s----- cosplay staff at me >get tased right in the balls by huge lightning bolt >pain.gif >all three huddle up in the corner and then just f------ disappear into thin air >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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