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: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)21:51:23 No.857084547 >go out dancing sometimes > 33% chance of coming home with a qt >not why I go, but nice when it happens >go to this cover band concert because tunes >am standing front and center >directly beside me is a 9/10 with dyed red hair, shaved sides of her head 38 KB JPG >super hot >some guy is grinding into her and she's super not into it >lean over to her >"let me know if you wanna ditch the f------" >she laughs >20 minutes later she's dancing with me >we dance for like 3 hours >the band wrapped up and we're dancing to s----- club music >by the end of it she's giving me the moves >like, THE MOVES >like pornstar dancing moves, rap music video moves, s--- you only see on TV >throwing her butt into me, bending over and touching the floor, throwing her hair all over the place and grinding me like never before >climbing me up and down like a god damn jungle gym >ohmygod.jpg >s--- was cash >thought I was g----------- for sure >as last call happens, the lights come on and people start to leave >turn to her and say >hey, do you wanna get out of here? >she whips around and says >"Oh no, I'm married" >wut >like really; WUT >mfw when we go out for food at 3 am >my face the entire time I drive her home to her husband >mfw I see her on Facebook a few weeks later >mfw I know her husband >mfw What happened, bros?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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