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>Be me in the year 2050 >Look up at Gadsden flag, tears in my eyes as libright utopia has been achieved DONT MEME ON ME >tyrannical government is kill >Sunday morning >Load up the family car and head to 113 KB PNG church >Hear amazing sermon at the Amazon Spiritual Fulfillment Center©TM >Forgot to renew my bible subscription >Skip Sunday school >Decide to take the Walmart toll road back home because it's cheaper than Target's >Gets arm chip scanned but insufficient Walcreds >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >Privatized Walmart Security Agent unlocks car and throws me to the street >Demands payment or else Walmart account will be permanently terminated >tfw worse than death >Try to take out an insta loan with social credit >the agent presents an edgy meme I posted in 2015 >no dice >Have a quick idea >Gets insta loan in my sons name for 15,000,000,000,000 Walcreds. >Agent helps me back into my vehicle and apologizes for the misunderstanding >Barely enough credits to make it home and grab some lunch but will transfer kohl's cash into walcreds later >Get back to Google Home Module©TM safe and sound >Not a bad Sunday >At least it's not the government

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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