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O Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)12:45:34 No.29875211 >>29878541 >>29891838 The only one true supernatural, magical experience I've ever had in my life. >Be me, seven or eight years old >Living in Germany. >US Airforce dad, Local mom. >Parents decide to take day trip to go hiking in the Black Forest. >Halfway down the trail. Rest area. >Parents admire the scenery, take pictures, do touristy s---. >l play with some other kids for a while. >My dumbass decides to wander off into the woods >Walk about ten minutes, Find clearing. Look back and cant find trail. >Panik >Keep walking like a dumbass. Feels like hours have gone by >The forest changes. Things become still and hesitant. Like an expectation. >The light changes, becomes golden and soft. >Birds stop. Insects stop. >A "woman" steps out of the woods. >But not really a woman. >Her skin is wood, like burnished oak. >No mouth, no nose. But wide yellow eyes like owl eyes. >Hair is moss. Not like moss, actual moss. >Doesn't look like a woman really, It looks like a tree. >But it's presence was the most feminine aura l've ever felt in my life >It's peaceful and beautiful beyond description. >She takes my by the hand. Her wood-skin is warm and solid. >Like a log that's been laying in the sun. >She leads me back to the trail. >l've been gone no more that fifteen minutes. >She pats my head and disappears into the woods. >Parents ask if I had fun playing with the other kids.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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