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Here's a story for you kids > be me > 24 > go to the park with my nephew and my niece > One is an 8 year old girl and one is a 12 year old boy. 59 KB JPG > let them do their dumb s--- while keeping a keen eye on them. > Creepy guy in his 30s presumably comes up to them. > creepy dead eyes > hairline is f----- > fat c--- > they aren't to far off so I can hear their conversation. > "hey do you two like animals?" > They're kids so of course they say yes. > "oh nice I work at a zoo and I work with all types of animals." >I call out to my nephew to come to me. >I say “Make sure that f----- doesn't do anything over the line" > He nods > Before he reaches the creepy guy I hear the creepy guy say to my niece > "When you're in high school, the boys will be all over you. Maybe I could teach you a thing or two beforehand" > grabs her waist > Nephew gives me a look > I immediately run to the f----- and grab him by the neck and slam him down. > "what the hell are you doing? I'm going to call the f------ police on you a------" > punch the c--- once > knocks him out > people gather around > police arrive and arrest him > my niece asks me what he meant by the high school thing > "he was talking about math and how all the boys will help you with it" > she asks "okay then why did you punch him" > "it's my job to help you with math not him" And that's really it. If you guys see any people like this. Do me a favour and give them a good punch to the teeth

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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