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| Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)06:25:11 No.751726623 >Be me >Prestiged Doctor living in a sweetass Doctor Castle by the lake >Have collection of scary masks and sharpened beating implements >Lifesgood.Descantlute >Spending the day beating the 105 KB JPG plague out of a peasant >Peasant passed out on floor, but beating anyway because stressed >Courier arrives >Tells me I have a King's Summons >Finish beating unconscious serf and wipe off blood off favorite doctor stick >Pack bags for King f--- castle >3weekcarriageride.parchment >Get to King f--- big ass castle >Anticipation of lots of medieval bitcoin makes me beat the carriage driver in excitement >Throw meager sum of coins at repugnant serf driver >Go inside >King sees me >Tells me his son is ill and is getting worse by the day >Explain to him that he needn't worry because I am a professional and a doctor >Wearing my formal scary doctor mask >King f-- takes me upstairs to his son >Ohfuck.canvas >King f--- son is covered in boils and vomiting blood >"Ah yes, I see... I've encountered this once before" I explain to the King >l've never seen this s--- in my life >Gonnafuckingpuke.oilpainting >Think I should beat the illness out of him >Decide it's probably a bad idea with several guards and King f-- watching >Decide to wing it >Search through fancy doctor bag purchased with hard earned medieval bitcoin >Pull out jar of goat s--- >Explain to the king that I will have to force this down his sons throat >King f-- believes me and tells me to do what I have to do >Walk up to the disgusting plague ridden child >Start shoving goat s--- into this f------ kids mouth >Dad's watching not batting an eye >Kid passes out a half hour of me force feeding him s--- >"Ah good! The treatment is beginning to take effect!" >Pretty sure this kids gonna die >King f-- thanks me for my service and pays me precious medieval bitcoin >Gtfo quick >Sell house >Move to new country >Mfw I hear kid died shortly after my visit >l am a doctor

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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