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: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)13:27:21 No.864374787 >be me >proud, free american >wake up at 5 am to start that grind >drink 10 cups of coffee, record low >get ready for work, board bus >sit next to smelly hobo, hes crying cuz he couldnt pay his medical bills or 468 KB JPG buy insulin for diabetes >wasntfreedomenough.jpg >get to work after riding for 40 mins >manager yells at me for being 1 min late, shoulda brushed faster >start working at 6 am, me and coworkers chairs are collapsing under our healthy frame >get out of work at 8 pm, light day, but i made 10 dollars >board bus >hear gunshots in distance, shed tear over the freedom >stop by mcdonalds, kinda nostalgic cuz i worked there for 5 years in highschool, saved up 100 freedom bucks >buy 5 big macs, 6 large fries, 20 pc chicken nuggies with hunny mussy >have 1 dollar left over >f----- hell i dont have enough for bus >walk 10 mind home >feel like im about to die when i reach the building >ohgodnotthestairs.png >put foot on first step >have heart attack and stroke at the same time >ambulance comes >get treated for stroke and heart attack >total bill: 3.2 million freedom bucks >plus 500k as tip >die on the streets from double heart attack You europoors will never understand, america is SO00 MUCH BETTER.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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