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onymous 10/01/21(Fri)18:09:51 No.864198230 >be me >either second or third grade >for some f------ reason (probably sponsorship) school decides to put us through a raisin unit >we learning bout the history and creation of raisins 19 KB JPG >everybody just kinda going along with it >second day in, watching more videos on smartboard about raisin farming and cultural significance >third day in, more of the former, but there is a twinge in everybody's eye. Something is being put under tension >fourth day in, answering raisin related questions >class focus and retention is at an all-time high >real cult induction s--- >fifth day in, watching one last video >vividly remember seeing the farmer laying out the grapes to be dried in the arid California sun >the raisins are meticulously tested for quality, an incandescent light being shone through one to display its translucency and deep purple color >everybody in the class is at the penultimate raisin horniness levels >then it happens >the video ends and Mr. Small produces fourth a basket of boxes of raisins >the class scrambles to pick every last box and ravenously tears open the satisfying cardboard packaging to reveal the soft and sweet goodness that had long awaited them >children vocalizing as they devour the raisins like they had never eaten before >and I was one of them, among the writhing masses of children. >same time, every year, get faint craving for raisins Did any of y'all have weirdass raisin units or was that just us??

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