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: Anonymous 09/29/21(Wed)12:10:37 No.65569144 >be me >try to peacefully listen to Bedrich Smetana in my apartment and do my university math assignment >other students in their shared flat next to me are shouting and having loud music again 376 KB JPG >it's 2am, why tf are they loud >decide to take action >write a note that they should shut the f--- up >in an sudden impulse grab my lasagna >pin the note on their handle >then smear the lasagna all over their door >get panic >run back to my flat >fuckforgottoknockbuticantgoback.gif >next day >they ask all neighbors who could have done this >no one knows >a few days later they're loud again >the next day while shopping i see the frozen lasagna >bought whole basket >neighbors are loud again >this time more confident do the lasagna thing again >for the next weeks, every time they are loud they find whole portion of half cooked lasagna smeared on their front door >but they just wont stop being annoying >need to up my game >get a ladder from the hardware store >when they're asleep get my ladder out of the room to the outsides of their windows >pin 99 notes i wrote beforehand on their window >"next time it's from the inside" >smear all their windows with lasagna >Next day >police knocks on my door >neighbors are trembling >they ask me if i've seen anything >neighbors move out the same day >flat empty ever since >tfw it's finally quite I f------ love lasagna

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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