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: Anonymous 09/29/21(Wed)12:10:37 No.65569144 >be me >try to peacefully listen to Bedrich Smetana in my apartment and do my university math assignment >other students in their shared flat next to me are shouting and having loud music again 376 KB JPG >it's 2am, why tf are they loud >decide to take action >write a note that they should shut the f--- up >in an sudden impulse grab my lasagna >pin the note on their handle >then smear the lasagna all over their door >get panic >run back to my flat >fuckforgottoknockbuticantgoback.gif >next day >they ask all neighbors who could have done this >no one knows >a few days later they're loud again >the next day while shopping i see the frozen lasagna >bought whole basket >neighbors are loud again >this time more confident do the lasagna thing again >for the next weeks, every time they are loud they find whole portion of half cooked lasagna smeared on their front door >but they just wont stop being annoying >need to up my game >get a ladder from the hardware store >when they're asleep get my ladder out of the room to the outsides of their windows >pin 99 notes i wrote beforehand on their window >"next time it's from the inside" >smear all their windows with lasagna >Next day >police knocks on my door >neighbors are trembling >they ask me if i've seen anything >neighbors move out the same day >flat empty ever since >tfw it's finally quite I f------ love lasagna

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