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: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)22:44:24 No.65145756 >Be me oD NAVY >In 4th grade >Just learned about WWII in history class that week 27 KB JPG >Morning of 9/11 >Teachers turn on TV just in time for all of us to see the second tower go down >Sent home and told to talk to parents about what happened today >Hear that the planes were hijacked before crashing into towers >Remember history class and ask my parents if that meant the pilots were Kamikazes >Remember them saying "That's right, Anon" >Remember their fear. Their anger >That's when i hatched a plan >l knew what i had to do >There was one Japanese kid at my Catholic school >His name was Enoch Mee >Recess rolls around and Enoch was playing four square on the other side of the parking lot >I sneak over to the bike rack and unlock my bike >l had an Old Navy American flag t-shirt (pic related) tied around my shoulders and i took off at full speed >Literally ran him over >Rode up his ass, the length of his spine and over his head. >I shouted YEAH! >Got sent to the principals office for hurting another student >Explained to him my patriotism given the events of the previous day >Parents are called, I get expelled >Don't tread on Mee

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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