![File: yikes.jpg (70 KB, 800x450) O Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)14:53:11 No.863919043 [Reply] >>863919542 >be me >18 year old ultra virgin >never had a kiss >best friends gf breaks up with him> >we talk about it. she says she needs some "fun" >ohshit.jpg >wants to meet >have never opened a bra before >decide to practice with my moms bra >next morning go to family bathroom. get one of moms bras and start practicing >mom comes in without knocking. sees me on the floor with morning wood handling her bra >walks out without saying a word >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/211/029/ae6.jpg "Suicide bomber | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
