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![Page 1 Vault 120 origin sounds Google iqdb SauceNÃO screamer.png, 44 kB, 127x131 B The beginning of s------- Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 01:47:55 No.216456724 Report Quoted By: >>216456952 >>216457084>>216457884 Now what? Each ten days, a sophisticated series of mechanized levers make all the rooms shift and change places. Which cell is placed next to which is always completely random. A brief siren warns the vault dwellers of the incoming change in rooms to ensure no one is accidentally hurt when the rooms change. If a cell ends up in the outer grid, it may have either one wall where there might otherwise be a hole, or two walls if the cells ends up as a corner. Either way it will still always border either three or two other cells. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 01:38:59 No.216455963 Report Quoted By: >>216456156 >>216456210 >>216457459 >>216457884>>216458870 >>216459682 >>216460051 Vault 120 >>216456284 >somehow baby lands in the cell of a Hannibal Lector level of sadist >Man spends days tormenting a woman with the baby and mind games >Finally eats the baby but keeps the head >Day of the great cell migration, at the last possible minute puts the head through the hole into the woman's cell Each person in the vault is confined to an apartment which is in actuality a cell that cannot ever be opened by any means. Each cell contains everything needed for survival and entertainment, more or less tiny "personal vaults". Each of these cells is put in a grid formation flanked by four other cells, which in turn are flanked by four others. Inside each cell are four holes, one on each wall. The holes are the size of a human head and placed at groin level, which allows the people inside the joining cells to talk, touch each other or even have sex or exchange anything which can fit through the hole. Shitfisting and the Madfister/Shitfister Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 01:59:59 No.216457727 Report Quoted By: >>216457884>>216457916 >>216458197 >>216457507 >People place their asses in front of the holes during a shift so they can s--- on their new neighbor >Others wait with their fists cocked back to punch people in the ass right as the shift happens >>216457916 >>216457727 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:05:58 No.216458197 Report Quoted By: >>216458432 >A guy punches too hard >He gets his hand stuck in the other guy's ass >10 days pass, the hand is still stuck >Butt man is having serious health issues from not being able to s--- for so long >The shift happens >Guy looses his hand Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:08:41 No.216458432 Report Quoted By: >>216458532 >>216458598>>216458605>>216459528 >>216458432 >People stick this severed hand up their asses, wait 10 days, and shoot the fist at the next shift >No one knows when they too will be s--- fisted Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:16:08 No.216459032 Report Quoted By: >>216459381 >>216458197 >guy with the fist in his ass runs over to his new neighbor and s---- an entire fist into his room as well as the rest of the s--- it had been clogging up Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:10:43 No.216458605 Report Quoted By: >>216459009 >>216459032 >>216459048 >>216458605 >s--- fisting becomes a tradition in the vault >years pass >eventually the guy with one hand will be reunited his s--- stained fist >>216459009 >>216459032 >>216459048 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:20:38 No.216459381 Report Quoted By: >>216459634>>216459715 >The man who lost his hand gets a piece of sharp glass from a friend >Tries it to his stump with a cloth >Makes it his duty to shank the asses of all assholes, listening to gossip through the holes to find his targets >Becomes known as the "Mad Fister" Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:24:41 No.216459715 Report Quoted By: >>216459865>>216459970 >>216460112 >>216459381 >Mad fister is on an ass-devastating quest to find his fist >Shanks many assholes and tears prostates in twain >Slowly but surely learns the relative locations of those who have shat the s--- fist >After 5 years of shanking assholes, he finds his original fist, coated in petrified s--- Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:35:08 No.216469201 Report Quoted By: >>216469336 >>216469534 >The Mad Fister's room shifts >He looks through each of the holes >He sees a man with something lodged in his ass >It's his hand! >"Hey! You m------------! Give me my f------ hand back!" >"You're hand? Buddy, I got this hand in my ass, it's f------ mine." >"It's mine you sonofabitch, give it back." >For ten days the man teases the Mad Fister >On the final day, he shitfists someone else >He presses his ass against the Mad Fister's hole >"Ha ha ha ha! What are you gonna do now---AAWAWAAWAWWAAWAW >The Mad Fister shoved his arm so far up the guy's ass that it ripped through him >He pulls his arm out >The siren goes off >"Oh...oh no...I'm...I'm bleeding." >The guy falls down, his face upwards towards the hole >The Mad Fister s---- on his face right as the rooms shift. One day he'll get his fist back Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:02:35 No.216471148 Report Quoted By: >>216471225 >Rooms shift >"Hey...hey...come over here." >"You're not gonna s--- on me, are you?" >"No, I'm not, I swear, you just gotta listen." >"Ok...what is it?" >"The Mad Fister" >"What about him?" >"He's gone." >"What?" >"I haven't seen him in so long, he has to be gone." >"B-------, no one leaves." >"He's gone, I swear it." >"You lying s---." >"There's got to be a way out of here." >"You're insane. The man had met the Mad Fister 10 day ago. Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)09:45:34 No.216491709 [▼] >>216492001 >>216492018 1361498120193.gif (2.85 MB, 640x360) sounds google jadb >>216490929 >after some girl has put her ass in to s--- in my block, I pull with force to block her in >keep her stuck and use her as a sex slave >one day, after funtime as I'm zipping up, I look behind me, through the other hole >the glass-handed is staring at me, intense hatred in his gaze >he's drawing a portrait of me Skinnies sounds Google iqdb SauceNÃO Temp.jpg, 52 KB, 329x238 >"Please, I'm not crazy, he had to have gotten out." >"And why's that." >Four men, they just kept s-------. They just kept s------- all over my room. I...I had my son with me and...and he was laying down and...he was sick and...Mad Fister wasn't there to help us, not like last time." >"Oh god, I.. >"That's why he has to be gone! He has to be gone! >"...yeah...he escaped...defiantly." Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:23:16 No.216472508 Report Quoted By: >>216472605>>216472881 >>216472940 >>216473441 >Be a guy with befriends another guy >Guys get skinny and slip into another mans hole >Eventually the 2 do this again, starving men bring saved food >This contiunes until its a group is made up of 6 skinny f------ >Skinny f------ turn into psychopaths, they enter womens cells while they sleep, over power them and use her as a sex slave. >People are beginning to wonder how he got 7 people into 1 cell >Skinny gangs form Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 08:58:46 No.216487270 Report Quoted By: >>216487429 Skinnies usually form packs and live among themselves to increase their chances of catching >>216471519 Feet first hands raised then it MIGHT be possible. You may need some lube and complete trust of the stranger. Would be someone off guard. Since pack skinnies require scary as f--- though less food, a maxium of 8-10 can live inbetween 4 >Skinny wars occure >Skinnies are molesting, killing, eating each other. >S------- aren't even a problem anymore, everyone fears a group of skinnies will come from the hole when they are sleeping and cut their throat Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 08:31:39 No.216485062 Report Quoted By: >>216485297 >>216485424 >>216485819 >>216486245 Battleplan: >Workout Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:49:06 No.216474154 Report Quoted By: >>216476647 >>216477514 >you wake up hearing screams from the room adjacent to yours >as you look through the hole you see a skinny tearing out the throat of your neighbor >it whips its head to look at you, it's tiny yellowish eyes boring into your soul. >with a hiss it scatters into the cell it likely came from >you can still see the two yellow orbs in the dim light beyond the cell with your dead neighbor >they are physically weak and only attack when you are sleeping >it'll come for you for sure if you sleep >it's day 1 of 10 Other smaller characters Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:49:38 No.216461743 Report Quoted By: >>216463746 >>216464074 sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO spear.png, 19 kB, 500x182 >One woman promises oral to any guy who gloryholes into her cell >Ends up somehow restraining his c--- and balls to the hole and preventing him from removing it >Spends the next few days doing CBT on the guy, real sadist s---. Like mutilation, fire stuff, branding, needles, etc >At the siren sounds, tells the guy to say good bye to his babies >Plays with his mutilated manhood until the cells shift and the guy's stuff gets taken off >Repeats with the next group Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:39:49 No.216469531 Report Quoted By: >>216469660 >>216472250 >>216473032 >>216468679 Skinnies are what their name implies, they can dislocate shoulders and repop them back in "we can do that even now" but most importantly, shinnies have extreme will power and control over their bodies. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:37:18 No.216477430 Report The skinnies would eventually kill everyone since they can freely traverse the cells without restraint. There's nothing saying they can't just climb through every single cell and eventually stumble on yours. Also, as they grew more in number and their victims grew less plentiful they'd start expanding anyway. So you could very well go to sleep next to three empty rooms and awaken with 100 skinnies screaming in the distance, with every scream being one cell closer. You'd never sleep well again, and you wouldn't be able to sleep more than a few hours without having to get up to check your surroundings. Unless we keep this going by finding a way to kill off the skinnies And introduce a new species. sounds View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Aargh.png, 178 kB, 640x480 >>216484549 Skinnies (Skinny singular) are the people who broke down and couldn't take it, rather than offing themselves they willingly starved themselves until near anorexic, trying to force themselves through the holes, breaking or dislocating bones in the process while becoming better and better at it. Not truly "evil", but longing for human contact. People who see them are naturally so disgusted and frightened that they either attack them or flee from them. Both causes the skinnies to go a------ on them, tearing off their skin, r-----, stealing babies to raise like themselves, that sort of thing. It's a self-fulfilling "us versus them" scenario. Most of the skinnies are/were female, because of their already small frames lending itself better to contortion. While physically weak, they are very fierce, and prefer to only attack sleeping people. Making it a nightmare to be stuck next to a skinny. You have to be awake for the duration of the ten days with your eyes peeled on the holes. >Make spears >Make nets to catch s--- >Tell everyone i deem worthy how to make spears >Try my hardest to kill people who s--- in my cell one at a time >Collect heads for intimation purposes >Collect babies to trade for items >Make crazy gripping devices to loot dead body cells >Loot forks, clothes, cloth, wooden chairs >>216483313 Yea you nailed it. Skinnies also have greater will, which gives them the edge. Skinnies usually don't wear clothes since every inch matters but they lay in their "nest" because they do not have any way to keep warm. They get "skinny". Heres how most Skinnies start 2 people are friendly and don't want to leave, they turn Skinny just so they can have a roommate and be together with them. Unfortunately the food system only allows enough to sustain 1 person. Skinnies form strong bonds with their roommates and convice them to turn "skinny". It turns into a "Its them or us" And most skinnies have no choice but to either kill someone in a cell or go into an abandoned cell in search for food. They don't need to kill, but they mostly do so because the orginal vault dweller would most likely not give up his food and can easily over come the skinny. >Kill people who s--- >Train people who don't s--- VAULT 120 >Never trust anyone, advice the innocent ones to not trust anyone as well >Try to help the weak >If i somehow come across a kid i'll train him to kill s------- like me >Make s--- catching nets out of empty cell metarios >Trade s--- for more materials >Try to make a claw that can somehow spill food on the floor so mothers with little food can get it >If a dead baby gets in my cell i... god i don't want to but i either cut it up or eat it so i can go into the toilet >Man up and clean my cell, try my hardest to remain clean. Always wash gloves, cloth after >Death to all s-------, beware, you s--- in my cell and you get this in in your anus. sounds View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Screen Shot 2013-10-10 at 6.50.4 (...).png, 26 kB, 544x422 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:38:31 No.216473502 Report Quoted By: >>216474687 >Be on your bed, dying >Too much s--- is in your room. You caught something >The rooms shift >"Good morning, my son." >You turn your head over >It's a man dressed in what looks like a ripped up old priest robe >"You look ill, my son. Are you ok?" >You just look at him >>216468686 Yea sorry man, really i'm sorry i forgot this was a blue board my bad i just got here from cancer /b/. For all of you who didn't see the picture it was a decapitated head. sorry i forgot this was blueboard. Repost myshit. >"Would you...would you want me to give you your last rights?" >Say nothing >"At least confess your sins. Let me help you." >You look at him more with your weakened eyes >I don't believe in that kind of stuff." >"Sometimes I myself have doubt..." >9 days pass >The priest talks to you as if you were one of his closest friends >You don't believe what he believes, but you are impressed by how lovingly he holds his beliefs >You say everything you can >He listens, but does not judge >The siren goes off >1 absolve you from your sins. Go in peace, my son." >The rooms shift Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 01:52:04 No.216457084 Report Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 01:54:38 No.216457286 Report Quoted By: >>216457286 >>216457884 Quoted By: >>216457507 >>216457552 >>216457884 >>216457084 Opee !!Kn5NrHc4/CL 11/03/13(Sun)09:40:50 No.216491221 [▼] >>216491537 the hermit.png (166 KB, 1000x1000) sounds google igdb >>216456724 >Everyone hears about this >Whenever they see the Hannibal guy they s--- through the holes >part of the (useless) engineering group >disassembled his bed to block off all holes >sleeps on his sofa, chill as f---, happy on his own >he did all that day one, way before s--- hit the fan, and doesn't have a clue of what's going on >doesn't care, either >You feel better because of it >"Ok, I'll...confess my sins...um, ok, how does it go...bless me father for I have sinned...it has been...I have no idea how long its been...since my last confession..." Stuff that didn't really catch on Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:43:23 No.216473795 Report >>216472940 >siren ends >man gets stuck mid shift and is stuck outside of the population with no one next to him >crushing loneliness is eating away at his sanity > he jumps back and forth on the walls of his room to crush and shave the lumpy parts of his bones >he doesnt eat >he becomes like that of a stick insect >he crawls through the hole but is met with only a vast empty space and pathways for other rooms to travel on >he enters another person room >he realizes he is horribly disfigured and his body is horrifyingly stick shaped >he enters through the persons anus > he pierces the whole body >his head piercing the brain and instantly killing the person as a results ends up wearing the body as his skin >puppeteering the carcass in order to mimic normal movements Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:42:18 No.216469713 Report Quoted By: >>216470106 >>216470475 cells. Some skinnies prefer to live solitary lives. Lack of sleep causes Skinnies to go insane. >Crazy f--- in his cell >breaks s--- and with the materials creates a long pointy stick tl;dr at the bottom of page 2 Page 2 40 1. Legs first while subject is on all fours >he enjoys using the body for sometime to communicate with neighbors that is until the body starts to rot >he exits through the anus to enter adjacent hole to form another 'fresh' skin in order to appear normal and to satisfy his need for human interaction >people eventually catch on who the culprit is but they cannot tell who it is >only that 'slenderman' will choose another host at the end of the shift 2. Sholders bend down, painful process but still possible 3. Head is the last to go down >kills people in other cells with his pointy stick for the sake of killing people >rumors start from those who managed to stop his pointy stick from killing them that there is some crazed f--- killing people >people who survive spread stories on how they defended themselves from him >crazed f--- waits until the last day to kill people so he can improve his pokey stick to be more effective >there will be 4 unfortunate people paired up with him every 10 days Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)09:39:29 No.216491076 [▼] >>216491515 >people start spreading lies >everyone s------- into eachothers chambers O 18 Skinny cannot over come subject physcially, relies on a knife or simply feces covered teeth to kill Once victim dies Skinnies usually loot anything that can be useful, table legs for spears, plates for throwing, computer cables for makeshift wires, blankets for s------ catcher nets. Anything and everything will be used. Skinnies may resign and live in cell like a normal vault dweller until it decieds it needs more items. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 03:13:54 No.216463623 Report >Years pass >Disease has run rampant through the vault >A cult begins to form called the Masters of Decay Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)09:55:31 No.216492740 [▼] >Be in Vault 120 >New shift, Man visible in next room is simply covered in s---, brown completely envelopes him >Walks up to hole and begs for s---, explaining the properties he believes it has granted him >The S--- sage can be a good friend or another harmful soul based on how you react to him 22 z... >They embrace spreading disease, believing it's the only way to escape the Vault >They s--- and piss in people's rooms too, but now they keep screaming and yelling about all the diseases they're spreading >To combat this, another group forms, offering bits of soap and cleaning materials to each other to fend off disease >All the while, the Shitfist wars are still going on. 3 The Brown It didn't take long for the s--- to heap up all over the vault, some say it happened unnaturally fast, in fact. A tale started to spread throughout the vault of living, moving s---, as if the feces itself had become a sentient creature. They were only stories of course, but one time, after a shifting I saw a single skinny in a room filled to the brim with brown, it was all the eye could see Before blocking up the hole on that side of the room I watched it for a while, it was covered head to toe in the s---, it ate the s---, bathed in the s---, it was the s---. Then it started moving it. I've never seen a skinny with as much intelligence as The Brown, it moved the s--- via a suction tube made of human intestines. When all the s--- had been emptied. The Brown wrote on the walls, a message in it's precious s--- PAYMENT IN BROWN, TO SAVE YOUR LIFE without a word I loosened a brownie missile into the room, as did 3 other residents of The Brown's surrounding rooms. The fourth man did not, and a few hours later I heard a harrowing scream that pierced the thick vault walls. I can only be grateful that the brown has spared me. For now. Lore that may not be entirely accepted Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 11:46:23 No.216478042 Report Quoted By: >>216478275 >>216477865 >one of the rooms has a ceiling hatch >nobody was placed in it >it has locked hatches covering the holes that are hard to break but still possible Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:43:23 No.216473795 Report >>216472940 >siren ends >man gets stuck mid shift and is stuck outside of the population with no one next to him >crushing loneliness is eating away at his sanity > he jumps back and forth on the walls of his room to crush and shave the lumpy' parts of his bones >he doesnt eat >he becomes like that of a stick insect >he crawls through the hole but is met with only a vast empty space and pathways for other rooms to travel on >he enters another person room >he realizes he is horribly disfigured and his body is horrifyingly stick shaped >he enters through the persons anus > he pierces the whole body >his head piercing the brain and instantly killing the person as a results ends up wearing the body as his skin >puppeteering the carcass in order to mimic normal movements >he enjoys using the body for sometime to communicate with neighbors that is until the body starts to rot >he exits through the anus to enter an adjacent hole to form another fresh' skin in order to appear normal and to satisfy his need for human interaction >people eventually catch on who the culprit is but they cannot tell who it is >only that 'slenderman' will choose another host at the end of the shift >A man has sex with a woman >A year passes >He sees her again >She had a child >Still small enough to pass through the hole >He hangs out with the son and wife for 10 days >He has a beautiful birth mark Stories Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 03:25:23 No.216464427 Report Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 03:55:58 No.216466445 Report Quoted By: >>216464569 >>216465029 >>216466374 Quoted By: >>216466630 >>216466712>>216466967 >>216468536 origin of corpse rooms >The lover, with a quivering voice, says that he can keep the baby >The man doesn't think he can raise it right >She tries to convince him that he can >He passes the child back to her last minute >The rooms shift >Years pass >He looks into one of the rooms >It's something terrible >It's one of the corpse rooms, where people abandon babies >There's a baby on top of the pile >It's his son Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:16:21 No.216467935 Report Quoted By: >>216468074>>216468194 >>>216468350 >woman with a slender four-year old son >pregnant again after last shift >Ten days pass >The warning goes off >The silent man shoves his head into the wall >The rooms shift >Man's head comes off. sounds View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 1382560415861.png, 732 kB, 686x766 x >ATTENTION DWELLERS, SHIFT IMMINENT >oh s--- no Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 03:18:51 No.216463992 Report Quoted By: >>216464943 >>216469708 >"Hey, I'm Mike. Who are you?" >"Did you hear about the S--- Wars? I've never seen it, but I heard that there are people s------- in each other's rooms. That insane!" "Um...do you speak?" >guy in corner >only 2 neighbors >they become best of friends >a young woman and a man >they become very close >they decide its better to stay with people you know >they plan out to destroy the mechanisms that makes the room shift >they nullify the gears that makes their rooms move > the three of them >together forever >a love triangle is formed but the man in he corner gets the short stick >she can't possibly manage raising another child in her cell >as her child sleeps she gently wraps him in a blanket >three of the cells were occupied, one by a man murmuring in the corner, one by an old lady and one by a young man who refused to help her raise the child >the last room contained the decaying corpse and decrepit jumpsuit of someone who looked to have lost an arm in a shift and bled out >she slips her oldest child into the corpse room as the siren sounds >he wakes from falling to the floor, crying and panicking >he untangles the blanket and rushes to the hole screaming "mommy mommy please!" >but his mother just sits on the bed in her own cell looking straight ahead >"mommy please help me!" >the siren stops >the rooms shift >day by day he is subjected to their noise of love making and flirting >they eventually stop talking to corner guy Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 07:13:11 No.216479763 Report Quoted By: >>216479831 >they mostly speak to their new neighbors since their holes still shift >out of jealousy and loneliness >beckon the woman to the hole >been chatting with a qt pi for the last week >we're really into each other >one day she starts unzipping her jumpsuit, giving me a cute little wink >ohboy.jpg >we start f------ like rabbits through the hole >pull out of the rabbit hole at the last moment, we call for each other as the cubes rise up >I was about to c-- >new neighbor plugs in his hairy ass to say hello >tfw too horny to care and finishing in his ass >the woman out fear and panic bites corner guy >he stabs her while in a panic Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:49:40 No.216478275 Report Quoted By: >>216478481 >>216478515>>216478571 >>216478042 > Get placed next to this cell > On the opposite side of it are a bunch of skinnies > They try cross the room coming over to see where the f--- everyone is and where this empty room came from, and to f--- with you > They try to open it, but as they have no real muscle mass due to their nature, they can't. >Early years >Haven't seen a woman in a while >Siren goes off >Doors shift >Look around >Her t--- are huge >She see's you >She bites her lip >You see beautiful woman in one of the rooms >Naked > They literally spend the whole ten days just trying to get it open. As the cells are shifting, you hear something. > Shhhk! > They were getting it open, but you'll never know if it lead to escape, or just more horror. >Rooms shift >There's somebody sitting in the corner in the room r from you >You can't make him out >He doesn't talk and he never leaves >"F--- me", she says >You're happy to oblige >You stick your d--- in >F--- her >yells through hole >corner guy threatens to kill woman and beckons the young man to get close >stab him in the neck >You try pulling it out >She holds onto it >"No! No, I...I need this. I need your love!" >She f---- you straight for 10 days >She's a nymphomaniac >"Y-yeah, s-so?" >And you're...you're...alone?" >"S-so w-what?" >You are so exhausted that you feel like you're about to fall apart >The siren goes off >She lets you go >"Come and see me again sometime, baby." >You pull her in >Cut her head off >"How...how are you alone? Don't you have a mother or father?" >"Y-yeah, I have a dad." >The warning goes off >I don't see your dad in the room, where is he?" >he kisses her >out of fear of rejection and crushing loneliness he grabs her by the neck and forces her to the wall >other man notices >"Where the f--- is he?!" >"H-he left, o-ok?" >"How the f--- could he leave!? There's no way out!" >He seems short >You never seem to catch him getting up for food, he must do it when you're asleep. >The tenth day >The warning should happen soon. >The little man gets up >"Hey...um...you're a kid." >"Answer me, damn it!" >The rooms shift >"Answer me!" >he lets go as he hears the last blood gurgles of his two best friends >only neighbors are dead >any contact he tries with the other neighbors past his original 2 best friends are met with the sight of their corpses >completely alone he sits in the corner far away yearning for human interaction >unjamming the gears in his room won't work since his friend's room prevent him from moving >forever reminded of his crime >he stays in his corner with his two best friend's rotting corpses Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:06:22 No.216475259 Report Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:06:53 No.216471391 Report Quoted By: >>216471676 >>216471719 >>216471741 >With what little breath you have left, you ask her to put her face to the hole one last time >She does >someone throws a turd into my room giggling like a mad c--- >wait till he sleeps >lob turd into his bed to wake him up Such is life in Vault 120 Other and further explanation Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:03:43 No.216458020 Report Quoted By: >>216458284 sounds View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO 120 cell.png, 10 kB, 500x500 Sup /v/. I made a map. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 07:37:50 No.216481207 Report It's "night" in the vault. Of course, you know that there is no such thing. Not here. It's simply the name you throw out when the lights dim just a fraction. You've been with your neighbours for 10 Days now, the sounds of them attempting to converse with you have long since stopped, given way to silence. You peer around, looking at the makeshift barricades you were able to create from spare clothes, empty food cans and other assorted crap that enters your room. >after some time, the septic tank fills with methane gas and the pressure rises >after room shift The End tl;dr >Vault 120 >1000 people, 1000 cells >head sized hole on each 4 walls >every 10 days the cells shift to new locations >one guy steals and eats a babby >mother tells people about the guy >people s--- in his cell >people spread lies about who he is >people start s------- in everyone's cell Suddenly, you hear it. The rumble, deep and loud, juddering your small domicile, threatening to destroy your last ditch chances to remain sane. As suddenly as it starts, it stops. That's when you hear it. It's not the polite knock against steel, the hasty scratch of nails nor the muted sounds of speech. It's different. louder, more powerful. You scramble to identify where it's coming from, to stop it, to bring back the silence, the oh so beautiful silence. You spot one of your barricades, balloning inwards as something smashes against it. Finally, it gives, scattering contents everywhere, forcing you to cover your face lest you be blinded by the flying debris. You keep your eyes shut, not wanting to spot what it is that's come to end your pitiful life. A sound breaks you, forcing you to look. Through the hole, sits an Ass. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:03:03 No.216471170 Report Quoted By: >>216471360 >>216471379 Anonymous 11/03/13(Sun)09:30:18 No.216490131 [▼] >>216490378 >>216490554 Wait a minute What if >The Sadist (assuming she's really the mother of the baby that BB killed) is out on the hunt again >There are three different men who all seem ignorant of her reputation >She begins to torture one of them >The others retract >"Oh, young lady." >Sadist turns towards the hole she didn't go for >"I meant to return this." >He drops the remains of her baby's corpse >BB was next to her >one guy loses his hand from fisting a s------ >s------ s---- out his hand in someone else cell >shitfisting becomes a tradition of s------- out that hand >the man who loses his hand wraps glass to stump >proceds to stab all asses that s--- in his cell >becomes the hero Vault 120 needs, but not the one it deserves >people break their bones so that they can fit through the holes >they become skinnies >Offering his d--- to be tortured >And she made the wrong choice >Now he won't put his d--- in >She can't do anything to him >construct septic tank with valve and hose from random objects in my cell or that I obtain via trading >fill septic tank with every s--- and piss I take >when it's full the perfect weapon of retaliation is build: THE SHITPISS CANON >siren ends >rooms shift >four asses simultaneously press against the holes in his cell >WHY GOD, WHY! Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 07:22:41 No.216480341 Report Quoted By: >>216480482 >>216480767 >>216481860 >>216483087 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:03:20 No.216466973 Report Quoted By: >>216467063 >>216468134 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:11:58 No.216467601 Report Quoted By: >>216467813 >>216467842 sounds View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO triumph_insult_comic_dog.jpg, 163 kB, 480x457 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 02:38:38 No.216460835 Report Quoted By: >>216462030 >>216467805>>216468501 >>216469014 D >be surrounded by skinnies >"you have to sleep sometime anon" >stay awake for 9 days >sirens go Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:14:49 No.216475841 Report Quoted By: >>216475915>>216476067 Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:53:42 No.216474430 Report Quoted By: >>216475507 >>216475549 >>216477057 >Be a girl >Late generation >The shifting rooms are all that you have known >Your mother taught you everything that you know, about the spear men, and rot rooms, and the one armed man, and all those stories. >Your mother died a long time ago, you're a woman now >You got rid of her body a long time ago too, you're alone now >they kill, r--- and convert others to become skinnies >one lady teases men with sex only to trap their d---- >she then tortures the guy's d--- until it's cut by the shift >the priest speaks to those who have lost ehir way and inspires them >spear man teaches people to make spears to defend themselves. >some people cover the holes and live a life of solitude >Hundreds of years in the future >Everyone in the vault has died (assuming that no one has found a way out and no one has found a way in) >Just skeletons in every room now >Every ten days, there's a shift >Just empty quietness for ten days, than the grinding of metal to shift rooms >Forever >>216475404 >vault 120 >one shift you end up next to a beautiful woman >over the ten days you fall in love and f--- before the next shift >last thing she says is that she'll always love you and she'll wait for you >every shift since then you check the surrounding cells for her >years later you find her >One night, you woke up surrounded by men >Mother told you no one could get through the holes besides babies >For 10 days and 10 nights they r--- you mercilessly >They leave the last night with smiles on their faces >You give birth to one of their children >see no one for seven years. >cells rotate >day 81 >my room is now in a corner >corpse rooms are cells where dead bodies, mostly unwanted children atre put >stories of things that go on in vault 120 are told >Vault 120 will never be as good reading it unless you were there for it's creation >somehow she got some guy in her cell with her >they've been living together for years and have several children >she doesn't remember you >in an insane heartbroken rage you squeeze through the hole and murder all of them >You seriously contemplate throwing it into the rot room >The rooms shift again >You enter the vault at the start of the Great War with the love of your life >you're separated into two rooms connected to each other, for 'administration purposes >suddenly the entrance to the rooms close >You hear a struggle in the other room >Suddenly, the thin men come through your room again >You scream, and hide in the corner >But they're not moving >you scream and shout trying to open the door, it doesn't budge >you realise you and your lovers rooms are connected by a small hole >you console her saying you'll find a way out >over the next two days you realise it's hopeless to escape >you spend the rest of the nights holding your lovers hand and talking to each other >They're dead >You look through the room they came from >A man with a missing arm is standing there, covered in blood >You and him f--- like pigs. >guy who has miraculously not been subjected to the s--- wars going on between the cells >STILL hopeful and friendly >looking forward to meet four new people so he might exchange some books >on the tenth day the siren screams and you panic, the rooms seem to be moving. >you grab your lovers hand and shout to her >"I love you, I love you, don't go" >she's crying >through the tears as your hands are separated >she yells "anon I'm pregnant" >and then silence as your rooms are separated >then s--- comes from the new holes simultaneously Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:50:24 No.216470281 Report Quoted By: >>216470371 >get into your room for the first time >years go by, live through everything >slowly everyone starts dying one by one >Memorize the timing for room switches >Choose one of the four people as sacrifice, preferably the one I dislike the most >Start saving up all s--- >Save up as much s--- as humanly possible, perhaps use make-shift buttplug >Minutes before the rooms switch, shove a------ through the sacrifice's hole >Start singing "Do you know the muffin man" at the top of my lungs and s--- at a force rivaling 1000 suns >Repeat My goal would be to s--- so hard that I git it from his hole to the hole right across from it. >you see the guy again, he's killed himself >you are all alone Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:57:04 No.216470758 Report Quoted By: >>216471040 >meet a girl first day >fall in love with her >cells rotate >don't see her for seven years >your cells finally meet up >she's being used to breed more skinnies >ANON KILL ME PLEASE >>216457459 At the average vault pop of 1000, you basically won't see the same person twice for an average of almost 7 years, and that's assuming you never get an edge cell. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 04:01:07 No.216466814 Report Quoted By: >>216468089 >>216466645 Corpses remain where they lay, if I remember. Corpses alone in a room are usually the start of corpse rooms, where people abandon babies to die My only guess is if there are two people in a room and one of them dies, the only way to get rid of the body would be to push a piece of it into a hole during a shift. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 08:29:15 No.216484875 Report Quoted By: >>216485149 >>216484549 >The skinnies People who learned how to contort their bodies to fit through holes, but must f them have gone insane and now travel in packs, r----- and killing people. >more years pass >your cell doesn't come into contact with anyone alive for years, just corpses. >finally meet one other person >seems normal. Tells you he hasn't seen anyone in years. >cells rotate Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 08:49:01 No.216486407 Report Quoted By: >>216486563 >Put large object in front of holes (larger than the holes themselves) cover with sheets/towels/blankets >Make a spear out of mop/broom and kitchen knife (assuming they are part of the accommodations) >Eventually secure hole blocks Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:03:59 No.216471218 Report Quoted By: >>216471432 >Occasionally remove them to trade music holotapes and various other entertainment products >The moment I see an ass, it's gonna get stabbed, likewise with skinnines. >Die happy Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:27:55 No.216476797 Report Quoted By: >>216476994>>216477057 I'd rather live a life of near isolation than one of no privacy and constant s-------. Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 06:31:52 No.216477085 Report Quoted By: >>216477136 >so relived you go to sleep >as your eyes close you see one of them move just before the rooms shift ♬ J >the sudden peace is very different from what I've been used to so far >the left hole, the woman inside looks like she died a while ago, poor thing >The Priest He is a kindly man who offers people religious services like confession or final rights. He is incredibly nice, and will talk to you like you're his closest friend. One of the few nice people around (besides for One Armed Man, of course) >Corpse rooms When someone dies, there body does not get taken away, it stays in the room. These rooms then become "corpse rooms" where people will either throw chopped up body parts from dead bodies or throw babies in to die. >the right one, well, the f----- has been doing a non-stop sock-puppet show by the hole for nearly a week now >thinking of killing myself if he doesn't stop it before the next shift >oh well, at least it isn't another ass >when he walks up to the hole all drowsy n s---, I hit the valve >a cascade of s--- rushes into his cell, half decomposed s--- and stale piss flush him right through his room in torrents of slimy disgusting s---, unable to even get up, the guy slips around on the floor as more and more s--- and piss flows over him >siren starts >before the rooms shift, I yell to the other guy drenched in my s--- "Accept defeat and never throw turds again, for it might very well be we meet again! And tell those who fling s--- that it's only a matter of time till the Shitviking pays them a visit they shall not forget! >months later, cold war of septic tanks errupts. Mutually assured shitflooding keeps small-scale s----flinging at bay, but it's only a matter of time till someone starts an all out septic war ♬ 2 • Scale is roughly 1px=1cm (which makes each individual wall more than an inch of solid, reinforced steel) >kitchen contains most useful devices like food/clothing extrusion, garbage disposal, maintenance and first aid equipment >the ? area contains a random setup possibly including (but not limited to) tv, bookcase (possibly with books, vidya, music, etc, comfy chair, record player desk, (with computer, workbench, writing tools etc) >the setup is never totally matching, encouraging trade between cells >no tools or equipment is capable of damaging the walls in any way, especially the holes, which are especially reinforced to prevent them being widened whaddya think? Anonymous Sun Nov 03 2013 05:53:24 No.216474408 Report Quoted By: >>216474616 23 >manage to cover every hole so the skinnies can't breach your cell. >watch as over time everyone around you who is normal is killed off. >only a few are left now. >your cell rotates □ >you pass out from exhaustion, only to awaken toa scratching noise >every adjacent cell is filled with skinnies F >they're crawling all over the walls >WAIT UNTIL YOUR ASLEEP ANON C >one in the back only has one hand >the others scream >SAVE HIM FOR THE MASTER 904²³ ES A 19 Po HE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/684/755/b11.png "Vault 120: The Epic of The Madfister | /r/Greentext")
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