![Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)16:17:05 No.863191305 [Reply] >be me >security >be the key man with all the keys >working >door gives me problems >catches the key, causing problems >break key off in lock and do my best to destroy the doorknob/lock >leave a message to maintenance >fixed the next day >smooth lock, opens nicely >do this every time Nobody asks questions, I continue to murder old locks and keys >> Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)16:19:16 No.863191353 >be wagie >work graveyards >s--- exclusively on company time >haven't had to pay for toilet paper in years](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/202/061/990.jpg "Anons work the system. | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1624897468224.png (550 KB, 978x1019) O Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)01:06:34 No.65400669 [Reply] >>65400818 >girls can't feel when you c-- most of the time >girls can't feel your c-- inside of them >girls don't get hearts in their eyes Yo, reality is pretty lame. Anonymous 09/16/21(Thu)01:30:23 No.65400818 >>65400669 (OP) Il piss in her and make her my personal toilet bet she'll feel that](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/202/011/6ac.png "Anon suffers from reality | /r/Greentext")
