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: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)04:26:55 No.65374803 >Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on a school project >We're making progress and finish early >Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance >"Aww, well that's alright, thank you 42 KB JPG for helping me" >"Wait Anon before you go i want to show you something!" >"I know you said you liked this music, so I checked it out and I think they're pretty great!" >Get impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music >"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!" >l don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself >Decide f--- it time to show off my moves >Do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance >She thinks its hilarious and giggles >l laugh harder than i ever have in years >Music changes >It's a slow dance song >l grab her hand >"Hey anon, do you...?" >She blushes and looks away >"Do you like me, anon?" >"Of course i do!" >"Can i...?" >She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss >I close my eyes to kiss her >Alarm wakes me up for work >Wake up in bed, alone >Try to go back to sleep so that i can see her one last time >Stare at the ceiling until sunrise.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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