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File: feels.jpg (12 KB, 384x384) O Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)02:38:47 No.862919445 ► >be me >out with friend being dumb in shops and having fun >looking for halloween costumes, end up in a pharmacy buying candy for a pinata we decided to get >goofing off, being idiots >i say something about not knowing where something is >cutest girl ive ever seen literally hops into the aisle and asks "did i hear someone ask a question?" >h-------- w--.exe >i make conversation >all is going well >something is said that prompts her to show me how high her voice can go >she does some kind of loli voice at me >sperg out and say "wow my voice doesnt go nearly that high >wtfelsecanisay >she's more or less answered my question at this point, so no reason to keep bothering her >she starts browsing items next to me while i stand there awkwardly and shuffle away >friend saw the whole thing, told me in the car she was cute and definitely hitting on me this kind of thing has happened multiple times to me, she was just doing her job, right?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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