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Knot the a------ | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous akward stranger encounter thre(...) 09/12/21(Sun)02:19:30 No.65345252 >be me >bored >stand on random streets on benches, stairs etc. >look at phone from time to time pretending im waiting for someone >i like it its fun 8 KB JPG >decide to spice it up >ask random strangers if theyre named [insert name i come up on the spot] >they all say no >fine until i see this 40 yo man >ask if he's named John Stan >he says yes >ohshit.png >i didnt expect that >"well uhh thats a nice name" >start walking away fast >hear a humble "..thanks" >dont look back](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/198/166/eef.jpg "anon pretends to wait for people | /r/Greentext")
![File: 71X1K0VSW5L,_AC_SL1500_.jpg (112 KB, 1272x1500) O Anonymous 09/11/21(Sat)00:05:16 No.63447542 [Reply] D>>63450195 >>63450449 >Postal workers were constantly throwing my packages >Ordered 20 50 pound kettlebells off amazon >They were visibly distressed carrying them to my door over the course of a week >I had no intention of keeping them >l just returned them on amazon and they had to come and pick them up from my door and struggle with them back to their van I like to think they got a workout carrying those bitches, but it was a harsh lesson I had to teach. I hope they learned to stop throwing my packages. artts 50LB 19 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 09/11/21(Sat)05:44:21 No.63450195 D>>63451898](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/198/059/bcd.jpg "Porch swings | /r/Greentext")
![O Anonymous 09/09/21(Thu)19:48:38 No.65321388 [Reply] >>65321645 >be me >decide to browse crystal cafe because it's apparently woman 4channel >thought lonely girls would be nice and sweet >w-- they're all grouchy and mean >all the posts are about how men are nasty perverts >think "Damn, maybe if they weren't so bitchy and hateful they'd be able to get into a relationship" >wait mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/197/965/a7c.png "Anon found enlightenment | /r/Greentext")
