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: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)16:01:47 No.61476013 >be me, have s----- nephew >Tell him that every time he does something bad boogie the clown writes something on his wall. >After the 5th time Boogie the clown will pay him a visit >Nephew is scared as piss about 9 KB JPG this and asks his parents if it's real >They tell him it's b------- so he starts acting up again. >I write something on his wall each time >he gets scared after the 4th time >forgets about it a year later, acts up again and I write on his wall a 5th time saying "I'm coming" >Ask his mom if I can babysit him, she says sure >Dress up as a clown and knock on his door when he's expecting me. >His face was priceless, he froze up and couldn't even run, he fell on the ground and froze up. >It's been 4 years and he takes therapy now for his clown trauma. >The therapist, his parents, no one believes him that the clown visited him >I tell him I don't know what he's talking about and don't remember ever mentioning it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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