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![Satan Gave Me A Dollart Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)08:50:34 No.29716702 [Reply] >>29717208 Homeless guy gave me a dollar today. Pretty sure he was Satan. Didn't promise anything. How do I reneg on the contract? ??? O Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)10:20:20 No.29717208 >>29716702 (OP) As long as there was no statement you're safe. Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)11:37:05 No.29717547 >be homeless >have one dollar >see anon >look at them poor guy oh Lord have mercy of this miserable soul >give dólar to anon >don't eat that day >get called Satan praise kek](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/196/988/e68.png "Anon gets a dollar | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [O Auto] File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(..).jpg (81 KB, 750x1000) O Anonymous 09/10/21(Fri)16:30:55 No.65328045 >Be at work yesterday >Taking a s--- >Get butt naked like I always do when I take a dump >Mid s--- the door opens >It's a Stacy >Forgot to lock the door >Unisex bathroom >She screams and slams the door shut >Later get called to HR >They ask me why I was naked >Tell them that's what I've always done when I s--- >Argument ensues >"The work environment is no place to be naked" >Tell them I don't care and that I refuse to stop >She pauses >Eventually says 'okay' after my long rant about how it's more comfortable >See Stacy later >Walk past her with my nose in the air like she always does to me Is this what being Chad feels like?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/196/983/d85.jpg "Anon poops at work | /r/Greentext")
