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File: IMG 20210908_234814.jpg (305 KB, 1080x806) O When's the apocalypse starting? Anonymous (ID: UKTUBATE) 09/09/21(Thu)09:18:41 No.338279366 ► >>338279553 >>338279759 >>338279848 >>338279964 >>338280004 >>338280064 >>338280497 >>338280621 >>338280864 >>338281247 >>338281421 >>338281761 >>338281825 >>338281897 >>338281944 >>338281954 >>338281964 >>338282181 >>338282327 >>338282606 >>338282732 >>338282819 >>338282913 >>338283257 >>338283300 >>338283356 >>338283400 >>338283529 >>338283675 >>338283780 >>338283848 >>338283895 >>338284042 >>338284144 >>338284314 >>338284345 >>338284410 >>338284489 >>338285119 >>338285166 >>338285389 >>338285560 >>338285644 >>338285697 I just bought 200 cans of beans, what do I do now? Something better happen or l'll be p-----. >> U Anonymous (ID: +MiA+Jrj ) E 09/09/21(Thu)09:52:53 No.338283300 ► >>338284544 >>338285449 File: 1630463642443.jpg (31 KB, 640x676) >>338279366 (OP) >the happening happens >nukes fly every which way, and chaos and terror rules the earth >anon was prepared >our hero enters his bomb shelter, stocked full of canned food >for a month or so, he is content >but then the air filter gives out >oh s--- >anon calmly begins working on the filter, unclogging and fixing the issue >BRAAAP >anons hands begin to tremble, and his face turns pale >slowly, he looks over at the shelves of food >beans >other beans >more beans >dear God, its only beans >he knows what is coming >BRAAAAAPPP >anon panicks as he works, increasing his efforts >BRAAAAAAРАРАРАААААА >the air is growing thin, he has to hurry! >BRAAAAAAPPPP >the air has a foul haze to it, but the filter is almost fixed >anons trembling hands drop the wrench he is holding >he leans down to grab it >his final mistake >BRAAAAAAААAAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAAAAAAAA РАРАРАРААААAAAAAAAAААAAAAAAAРАРАРАРАРАРАРАРАААААААААAAAРPPP!!!!! >Anon falls to the floor, suffocating on his own gasses >five hundred years later >civilization is rebuilding, and growing rapidly >some engineers for a water line find an old bunker hidden underground >they get some equipment, and cut the door open >their final error >hundreds of years of farts spill out into the world >the engineers are vaporized >the local township succumbs to the gas in seconds >cities miles away watch as the billowing clowd engulfs the region >the methane poisons the area, and for the next millenia, a 10 kilometer radius around anons house is uninhabitable >another 100 kilometers requires special protection

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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