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File: jet_li.jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) O Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams.

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