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File: jet_li.jpg (175 KB, 1920x1080) O Anonymous 03/08/15(Sun)20:21:57 No.602531883 >Be me. >2 years back. >Collegebeta.jpg >have one friend. >exchange student from China. >Named Jet Wong. >alphaasfuck. >This kid is 5 foot nothing. >picks fights with Chads just to prove manhood. >Drinks energy drinks all day. >Go to party with Jet. >hella grills. >Jet starts chatting one up. >Her bf roles up. >thinks he can take Jet. >gets destroyed by mighty Kung Fu. >Cops get called. >Me and Jet running like hell. >Cops bust us 2 blocks down. >Jet hauled into separate car. >Tosses me energy drink as I'm stuffed in car. >Get to police station. >tossed in holding cell. >managed to hold on to energy drink. >no one watching. >See my chance. >Open can. It's f------ rank. >Smells like gas. >Pour it all over the bars. >Watch and wait. >mfw nothing happens. >mfw Jet's fuel can't melt steel beams.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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