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C16D5731-C77F-41D7-AD8E-A(...).jpg (19 KB, 400x400) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/03/21(Fri)15:08:07 No.862345602 v >Be me, senior year of college. >Awkward and a virgin. Not fat, but no muscle >Chad friend says I need to go to club with him and get some p---- >Chad friend doesn't know I'm still a virgin >Chad helps me look like less of an autist >Club is dark and music is loud >I'm dancing >Drunk cutie comes up to me and starts grinding her ass into crotch >I have a massive orgasm >l do the grunting orgasm sound, but it comes out like a scream >I have O face >So loud that she turns around. A couple of people nearby noticed too >She yells "Oh my f------ god that guy came in his pants" >people are pointing. The girls are disgusted. The guys are laughing >I leave the club. >Chad friend never talks to me again >l spend the rest of the year in my dorm room

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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