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: Anonymous 08/29/21(Sun)16:36:53 No.862021259 Sex fail story times guys, l'll start >be me, 10/11yo at this time >My parents live in the countryside, so lots of these s----- huge spiders, not the daddy long legs, but the dreadful ones >My brother and his soon-to-be 71 KB JPG wife are invited to come over for the holidays >In the middle of the night, I hear a loud scream coming from their room, wich is the opposite side of the house from me >l think it's one of those spiders, so I grab a slipper and run downstairs, ready to smash the beast >l open the door > My brother and his wife, in missionary under the blankets, both astonished to see me >My brother looks at me dead in the eyes >"Sorry bro, I heard a scream and I thought it was a spider" >"Get out anon, I'll take care of it" >I get out and go take a glass of lemonade >mfw I sip the lemonade trying to forget >mf I'm typing this text a decade after, still trying to forget

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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