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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)10:44:03 No.65099842 >pog this s--- deadass lowkey slaps, we be finna bussin no cap fr mood tho sheesh 171 KB GIF 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:16:09 No.65100658 >>65099842 (OP) # >SEND IT! >>65100670 # : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:17:24 No.65100665 >>65099842 (OP) # >full send bro, this s--- good frfr, you should like, try some. no really senpai, you gotta rip it man, it's f-----' gas dude 229 KB PNG

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)00:33:03 No.65102367 >have to upload a photo to enroll in college >get mom to take picture >see picture >start crying >entire month is ruined 62 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 08/24/21(Tue)01:42:53 No.65105132 >first day of class >get to class early so im one of the first people to sit down >sit towards the back >four stacys walk in a few minutes after I sit down >in the sea of empty seats they 22 KB JPG choose 4 seats all situated near me >all of them introduce themselves to me They're going to bully me arent they

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File: fb705f52e37aeb69337cbb6b1(...).jpg (41 KB, 469x469) Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:16:09 No.861639204 >>861639620 >be me >Starting college >Get an email about class times from a teacher >It has a cartoony dragon on it >Whatever, nothing special >Her pfp on the website is a line art dragon >Hmmm >Take a tour past her office >See dragon art on her wall Is my teacher s scaly? >> Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:24:46 No.861639620 >>861639204 (OP) liking dragons =/= wanting to f--- dragons

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File: avatars-JinSVqyNLhx1tPzL-(---).jpg (34 KB, 500x500) I Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)16:41:50 No.861626516 >>861626566 >listening to a collab song >female part kicks in >throws away ipod >> Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)16:43:28 No.861626566 >>861626516 (OP) is this a cringe thread?

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: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)21:50:36 No.861611276 >Bе Ме, 11 >End of the day for my 5th grade class >Have to pee real bad >Raise my hand to ask to use the bathroom >Teacher completely ignores me >Oh no 36 KB JPG >Keep raising my hand instead of just leaving >I start to pee >Oh no oh no >Run out run to the bathroom and finish peeing >Not much left since I peed all the way there >Splash water on my shirt to make it look like I just got water on my shirt >Come back to class clean seat and wrap a sweatshirt around my waist with it covering my front >Mom picks me up and I find out my step brother 3 years younger peed his pants too >MfW I am not just step brothers but pee brothers Why didn't I just leave to use the restroom what is wrong with me

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:16:28 No.65100660 >be me >having a dream where i have a gf >she's in bed naked >taking my clothes off >even tho i'm sleeping i can still feel my heart racing >dream ends right as i get in bed with her 84 KB JPG >have another dream >my grandpa dies in this one life s---'s on me even in my dreams.

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: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)22:32:02 No.29561283 >>29561187 # >Bro, it's... It's like maybe... Like dude the capitalists are like evil man, I think aliens are trying to tell us something through the weed man, I think if we just got rid of all fossil fuels, it'd like be like everything would be fine and then aliens would give us their technology for free, no strings attached and then we'd get to like y'know like be part of the galactic federation, and like y'know kinda like just be chill like and like smoke weed together like I think that's what they're trying to tell 35 KB JPG me man >Anyway let's go drive in my mom's volkswagen to the demonstration on capital hill to ban coal and oil s---, man like we don't even need coal, we've like got electricity duh >Hey ronny, how do you think they make electricity? Uh y'know, magic?

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>sister home from college >i come home from work >shes sitting in my room with a copy of Mein Kampf on her lap >anon, w-- is this???? Mfw

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Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:46 No.10063353 >Be 16 >Girl I've known since we were like 4 is having a party >Had been taking these pills post-operation >They cause me to be constipated >F--- it >Go to this party >Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm >Sorta brush it off as sloppiness >Party winding down >Nowhere to sleep >"Oh, just come with me" >Ugh, fine >F--- the t--- right off her >Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways.. no worries >Start to worry >Fall asleep back to back, completely naked >Wake up to RANCID smell >Oh god no >Take out cell phone >Look over, I had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens >Whatthefuckdoldo.avi >Take s--- in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks >Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so I left". dont know why >Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home >Dont hear from her >2 weeks later she killed herself. Anonymous 11/23/11(Wed)03:49 No.10063371 >>10063353 ahahahahahahahahahahsfbgbomgimdying

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/r9k/65099760/ 2h (8/23 16:33) · 65099760 23 Re · 3 Img - PNG · 566KB · (1280 × 720) 6 Replies >be me >get asked by a girl i just met online if she can peg me WHAT THE F--- DO I DO AM I GONNA GET THROWN UNDER A BRIDGE

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File: depositphotos_68800121-st(.Ljpg (58 KB, 682x1023) O Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)23:02:27 No.53022194 >>53022207 >> I swear the guy at the pizza place near my house is f------ with me >call to place an order for pick up >before i even say my name he says "ok is ready :)" >im just like, "haha, alright yeah pepperoni please" >get there, he sees me and says it again "is ready!" >grab my pizza >see him as I'm leaving staring at me >"is ready :)" The f--- man O Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)23:03:53 No.53022207 >>53022194 (OP) Hi anon pizza is ready ;) Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)23:04:24 No.53022210 >>53022194 (OP) is ready, anon, how many times does he gotta tell you? O Anonymous 06/21/19(Fri)23:06:11 No.53022229 >>53022240 >>53022194 (OP) >drive by pizza place on the way home from work >get a call from unknown number >"is ready :)" >ask what's ready >"ok is ready :)" >hot pizza comes flying through my sunroof

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: Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)10:44:03 No.65099842 >pog this s--- deadass lowkey slaps, we be finna bussin no cap fr mood tho sheesh 171 KB GIF 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:16:09 No.65100658 >>65099842 (OP) # >SEND IT! >>65100670 # : Anonymous 08/23/21(Mon)12:17:24 No.65100665 >>65099842 (OP) # >full send bro, this s--- good frfr, you should like, try some. no really senpai, you gotta rip it man, it's f-----' gas dude 229 KB PNG

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