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: Anonymous (ID: YuuVPqhc 08/19/21(Thu)09:34:09 No.335090062 >be me, kissless virgin >used to be a militant atheist when I was a kid, now just agnostic >still lean towards there being no god, but I now at least see the value of religion, and prefer the company of religious people 135 KB JPG >decide to go to local church and meet a nice traditional white girl like /pol/ suggests >it actually works, literally first day meet the nicest girl I've ever met >get to know her better, she's deeply religious (even teaches Sunday school), still a virgin (wants to wait until marriage), doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, hates modern media, wants to be a stay at home mom >eventually I work up the nerve to ask her out on a date >she says yes, it goes well >we start dating >can't do anything more than kiss, hold hands, and cuddle, which is fine with me. I've waited 28 years for sex, what's a few more? >things get more serious between us, start talking about marriage >last night I tell her I've been looking at rings >we start talking about the wedding, and she says her grandpa wants her to get a ketubah >"a what?" i say >"it's a jewish thing where you..." i stop her there I walked out of the room at that point and went straight home. I have not talked to her since. She's been calling and texting me nonstop. I've put all this time into courting a girl, only to find out that she's a f------ k---. 56 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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