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Daniella Hill @Daniella_Hill Nazis killed my great- grandmas friend in Belgium by putting him in a giant freezer, he fell out and broke into pieces infront of her... 2:11 PM · 8/17/12 · Twitter Web Client 1566280174666.jpg 62 KB JPG >the holocaust was fa- : Anonymous (ID: P85Z×RYU 08/20/19(Tue)05:41:40 No.223748152 >223746792 (OP) # nazis drew a tunel on a wall and my grandpa ran in to it and died 15 KB JPG >>223748236 # >>223748504 # >>223749077 # >>223749200 # >>223749945 # >>223750793 # >>223750928 # >>223751221 # >>223751485 # >>223752175 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Atleast we got a cool meme format | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)20:03:55 No.112188222 the virgin jockey vs the uncooperative chad stallion.jpg 118 KB JPG >dedicate several years of your life training for the olympics >be on gold course >go from #1 to rock bottom because your performance in a meme discipline gets foiled by a f------ horse >>112188359 #

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Anon has birthday at mom's | /r/Greentext

>be me >Divorced parents >Weekends with mom >l had birthday >l arrived to mom's place >She had s--- job with low money >Enter her flat >She kissed me and show me her presents/gifts >She bought entire pizza just for me, and Star Wars Force Unleased for PSP >One of best days in life

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Anon roleplays | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)20:37:09 No.860703546 >be me, bisexual girl on Discord >join 13+ NSFW server >mod slides into my DMs, asks for nudes >say "go back to 4chan" How do you feel about this? You are the home of this b-------. 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon)20:45:20 No.860703993 >>860703546 (OP) # >be you >sweaty obese man >larping How does it feel anon?

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Anon has a nightly encounter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/15/20(Thu)08:03:25 No.26452956 >>26425930 (OP) # >Be me 13 >Get up for a glass of water at 1am >Living room pitch black, except the glow from a dull yellow lamp >Hear a voice calling my name: "anon." and pausing before calling again: "anon." >Get a really weird sensation in my legs as I look around the room. >I think "ah man, the schizophrenia's kicking in" >"Anon." and I notice the voice is coming from outside the window >Walk over to the window, and the voice says "good night anon" >lt was just my dad out in the yard looking at stars

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Anon Has a Good Outlook on Achieving His Life Goals... Right? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." 82 KB JPG >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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Anon has hope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)20:14:08 No.62270735 a girl in my Spanish zoom class dm'd me saying nice job when I got a question right today. Is there hope? 21 KB JPG 2 Replies /1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)20:15:21 No.62270750 >>62270735 (OP) # >He's mistaking a nicety for affection again 8 KB PNG

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Anon is Christian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21 (Tue)19:28:06 No.27883609 >Gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice himself in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard 31 KB JPG Thanks? 94 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anon has a creative use for his pocket watch | /r/Greentext

No.860727197 5 minutes ago 1928373482.jpg JPG 89.5 KiB 1300x975 >be me >volunteer work in an office >got sent there by the welfare bucks people >people keep interrupting me with useless information >annoying >next day bring in a stopwatch >when someone walks up to me click start >make sure the time is visible to them as they are talking >create two spreadsheets >longest talker >most frequent talker >at the end of my two weeks i print them off for the boss of the office >few days later he emails me saying how thankful he is for my creative work >offers me a job to work there full time >reply telling him i'd rather kill myself than spend any more time around those people >he calls the police to check up on me for suicidal thoughts >police man and police lady turn up at my door >get my stopwatch out my pocket after they start talking >7 minutes for the man >21 minutes for the lady >decided not to email a spreadsheet to the police station

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Anon has a big brain moment | /r/Greentext

NEAT 1. #103618555 10/17/18, 5:00 PM >mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators 9 REPLIES 2 #103618579 10/17/18 5:01 PM >>103618555 OP How is an octopus a natural predator for spiders? 2 REPLIES 3 #103618601 10/17/18 5:02 PM >>103618555 OP Rhino, alien symbiote, electricity, etc.... seems legit. 2 REPLIES 4 #103618607 10/17/18 5:03 PM >>103618555 OP Ah yes, the greatest of the natural predators, the goblin.

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Anon has a good boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me thanks boss 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon gets drunk with his gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/21 (Mon)06:44:33 No.62231753 >>62230411 # >manage to get a gf at 23 >move in together >things are really looking good for me >two years go by >seriously think of marrying this girl in the near future sreaming begina agnin 57 KB JPG >one day get drunk at home with her >she says she's been fi ing her coworker who she introduced me to and who i thought of as a decent enough guy >figure she's just drunk and making stuff up >go through her phone just in case >mfw she's been sexting and exchanging nudes with him for about 10 months >leave the apartment while she's ranting about how good at bed her coworker is >she's moves in with him a month after Anyway, that's how i came back here, i don't think i'll be leaving again soon...

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

>be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg >stare at each other for a few secs 48 KB JPG >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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