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: Anonymous Weirdest dream you've ever had(…..) 08/06/21(Fri)15:56:29 No.64862726 >16 at the time >needed a haircut >Dad drops me off at a new barber shop because he heard it was cheaper >go inside >place is decorated like a Victorian Mansion 6 KB JPG >there was one guy in there >black sweater, dark jeans, dress shoes >tall as hell, easily 6'8" >messy grey hair, pornstar moustache >says "Ahh I've been awaiting your arrival Mr. (last name)" >sounded exactly like G-man >made me do a bunch of weird s--- like play this extremely frustrating and complicated card game and watch this fever dream of a movie on an old projector >every time I would remind him of the haircut he'd say "one thing first" and make me do something else >this continues for hours >finally gives me the haircut >finishes in like three seconds >best cut of my life >leave >in the parking lot there was this panicked looking family and a cop >turns out the real owners were on vacation and this deranged f------ lunatic just walked in and pretended to be a barber What does it mean bros? Also I was black for some reason.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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