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: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)11:27:36 No.860186770 >be you >aspire to be a police officer ever since you were a kid >Heavily influenced by your family's military history and movies like RoboCop >you then spend 6 months at the police academy, going through all the pain and strife. You almost die, but you are persistent as f--- >6 months of later, you finally earn your badge. But then you actually get to become a police officer. And in Ruckersville, Virginia of all places. The most white people town white people have ever white people'd. >Ruckersville, Virginia is a boring place to be a cop. Literally just old timey ass homes, a lot of farmland 240 KB JPG and s---. >Not as exciting as you thought. At worst you deal with are hobo druggies stoned out of their minds >Until one day, you're informed that you're going to arrest someone infamous >HolyShitThislt.jpg >The pinnacle of your career. Finally something that can match what you wanted to sign up for >On your way there, you are imagining out a scenario where things get heavy. Maybe the guy you're after might use deadly force. >You go in, only to find out you're arresting Chris Chan. F------ Chris Chan. >There is no epic battle, there are no heroics, just carrying away some sad demented sperg while some weirdos film it all for millions of internet strangers to witness. >Your name will be remembered, just not the way you envision >Tfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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