Anon is confused | /r/Greentext
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![File: 10407212 1020499371951245().jpg (67 KB. 611x597) LUSTY AR GONIAN MAID Anonymous 12/19/14(Frij22:07:03 No.588374184 [Reply] H-------- H-------- H-------- > at a local grocery store a few minutes ago >a mother was having a tough time with a crying child > juggling groceries in a hand basket > Stroll over JUST as she dropped a box of cereal > baby is crying harder now > "is there something I can do to help, ma'am?" > "HELL yesh. can you take my baby for just a second?" > "uhh. yeah, sure." > put down my basket of steaks and vegetsbles (no joke) > take the baby > it's crying like the Brotherhood of Steel in NV > all of my wat > wait, now it's my time to shine > start singing in a deep, calm voice > the f------ Dragonbom theme of Skyrim > sing the whole damn song > the baby is asleep by the time I get done > mother is staring at me in awe > "what the hell did you just do" > "it's an ancient Nord lullaby, passed down through my family since Eric the Red. Works every time" > "wait- what? > repeat > "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that before in my life." > "don't know many Nords, do you?" > hand sieeping baby back to mother > "have a good evening" > pick up my meat and veggies and walk away > f--- yeah](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/162/229/ba7.jpg "Lusty argonian maid | /r/Greentext")
