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O Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:19:39 No.62787122 >>62787192 >>62787229 >>62787271 >>62787489 File: 1627293321691.png (696 KB, 853x625) Got a story, happened two hours ago. > at hamplanet fitness (only gym remotely in vicinity) > arm day, working triceps > mini-moon sits near me at lat pulldown > about 5'2" 140 lbs, idk I'm bad at these estimates but there is no discernible muscle or bone definition, just vague forms enrobed in fat > she's got a workout duffel bag and I figure, din't judge, she is working to improve herself > wrong > she sits at machine for ten minutes on her dumbass phone > whips out selfie stick from her bag > five more minutes, she still hasn't worked out > whips out rice krispie from her bag > I'm curious what else this magician can pull out > take peek, there are three more rice krispies > she catches me looking in her bag > one rep maxes her eyebrow > "what?" she asks > "I just never seen someone eat rice krispies at the gym" > she complains about harassment to front desk > permabanned, will have to embrace home gym masterrace F--- fatties

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
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