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O Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)15:19:39 No.62787122 >>62787192 >>62787229 >>62787271 >>62787489 File: 1627293321691.png (696 KB, 853x625) Got a story, happened two hours ago. > at hamplanet fitness (only gym remotely in vicinity) > arm day, working triceps > mini-moon sits near me at lat pulldown > about 5'2" 140 lbs, idk I'm bad at these estimates but there is no discernible muscle or bone definition, just vague forms enrobed in fat > she's got a workout duffel bag and I figure, din't judge, she is working to improve herself > wrong > she sits at machine for ten minutes on her dumbass phone > whips out selfie stick from her bag > five more minutes, she still hasn't worked out > whips out rice krispie from her bag > I'm curious what else this magician can pull out > take peek, there are three more rice krispies > she catches me looking in her bag > one rep maxes her eyebrow > "what?" she asks > "I just never seen someone eat rice krispies at the gym" > she complains about harassment to front desk > permabanned, will have to embrace home gym masterrace F--- fatties

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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