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File: 2dd.jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O MY LIFE IS F------ OVER Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)14:34:08 No.64721932 >>64721958 >>64722002 >>64722119 >>64722267 >>64722824 >be me >masturbate with gf's nudes >after c------ i have this habit of just browsing the internet with my pants down and my d--- in the air >find a cool video on youtube about the timelapse of a girl from 0 to 21 years old (specifically this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkd5E2aX10) [Embed] >watch it >wuddenly my mom kicks in on 0:04 seconds >Pause it and quickly try to get my pants up >wom watches me trying to cover up my d--- while watching a paused video of a 4 year old >Literally not what it seems >She gets shocked and closes the door >Currently hear her crying right now downstairs How do i unfuck this situation bros?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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