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File: 42141515.png (347 KB, 850x850) Anonymous 07/24/21(Sat)11:23:35 No.64694763 [Reply] >take a bunch of caffeine tablets, way more than I should have >message fembots >l'm surging with energy, my hands are shaking, and I'm bouncing in the chair >Spam her with huge walls of text about whatever l'm interested in >Takes her more than 5 minutes to reply >"REPLY NOW C---!" >She actually starts to reply quicker >I keep typing faster, I can feel my mind speeding as I rant about random things that pop up in my thoughts. >Eventually I can feel her typing speed slowing down >"DON'T SLOW DOWN! KEEP GOING!" >She speeds up >We go back and forth >My insane stimulant dance begins to wear off and I sign off >Wake up this morning, not sure if I should message her. >She's sent me a few messages already but I haven't replied because I won't be able to talk with the same energy that I had yesterday what should I do?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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