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File: EAB7F2EB-DA46-4C18-A32F-9(..).png (7 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)17:33:51 No.842461255 >>842461463 >>84 >be me >sad and s--- bc roommates kicked me out >had to move someplace out of town >living by myself >hear foxes screaming all the time, dumb bitch next door feeds them >so bummed out after work, don't even wanna play vidya >all I do is sit on my phone for hours on end >sleep deprived because of lack of exercise and l'm on my phone too much >one night I go down bar >drink, try and pick up 7/10 >missionfailed.wav >thought I was a junky >ffs >sitting outside bar on the curb >some chad walks by with his protein shake >it's like eight at night w-- >asks me why l'm so bummed out sitting by the road >tell him my life's a mess, dropped out of college, can't get gf, new flat etc >puts his arm on my shoulder and says to me >hey man dont worry we'll getcha sorted >tell him f--- you, my life is falling apart don't tell me not to worry >he takes out his earphones and drops his gym bag next to me >looks me dead in the eye >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >picks me up by the shoulder and points at me >moustache appears on his face and four other men form around him >young man >there's no need to feel down >I said young man >pick yourself off the ground >l said young man >cause your in a new town >there's no need to be unhappy Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)17:38:22 No.842461463 >>842461255 (OP) Kek, good one op Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)17:41:43 No.842461611 >>842461255 (OP) I don't get it O Anonymous 12/16/20(Wed)17:46:49 No.842461836 File: 1608139245994.gif (14 KB, 112x112) >>842461255 (OP) >checked and kekked F--- me, I'm 34 and all this time I thought they were saying Yo man

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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